teissys:

Missing you too Benjy. Am back, I hd to go for lunch before Dani1luv gives me a warning for overstaying on Nland
So, how far. Unamsifu Mungu?

is ben a mugu?

teissys:

No, I don't. You are the one who has something better so go and do it

wat do u expect from a D_eadHead

Lol, I no fit shout.
It's Mungu (God)

tytylayor:

wat do u expect from a D_eadHead

Yeah, ryt

Erm. . . ^{Clearing throat} _{Did I hear a mouse sqeak}

How about centre

tessy what did you take for lunch

Just chapati and spinach. But I wish I had garri, just that we don't have it here I heard that if you take that it can last you two days without food because it's heavy Is it tru?

Lol. Liars must be around you

Tehehehhehehe. . . Ws told it is like eating stone or cement

jst watch out!!!

Oooops. . . .
why dis DHead come block my post na

tessy, that's not true o. though it's heavy but not as powerful as u think.
^{hmmm. . i don't eat it though}

DHead, ur parents didn't make a mistake bestowing that name on u. I wonder how ur head go look like

Tehehehehehehehe, Benji. . . The reason you don't eat it is simple!!!!

sweet niece am not comfortable wth ur flirting wth benji . . .u cnt imagine how many gals he has impregnated and denies paternity

Eh, so it's true. . ? Ok aunty, I will stay away from him. If he comes home to help me wif mathematics I will send him away

Cheii. . .na me lola dey do like this

chei!! ben sory u hear, na him big head nai block u

Your teeth sef don dey block me kindly remove from the way

@ Sylve11
I don check ur profile n ur pix. U keep bushy hair like dos fulanis wey dey rare cow inside bush

ur half closed eye dey block me kindly logout please

see yabbbing. . .I no go chop

ur half closed eye dey block me kindly logout please

you sef stop na. . .Haba! how many times you want yab the poor guy

DHead:

@ Sylve11
I don check ur profile n ur pix. U keep bushy hair like dos fulanis wey dey rare cow inside bush

oboy no start wetin u no go fit finish

@DHead,
put ur pix 4 ur profile make i see

pics trouble. . . .am out

@ tytylayor
I'm not surprise at ur response.
I check ur prof n pix. Pple dey face front snap pix but ur own na back- Very -ve person.
See as u put ur face inside phone like say u no dey see    

@ Sylve11
I no b George Finidi ooo

If I put my pix u go send ur sis afta me.

i know u now oboy u really need help. omo spy ur palms make u tell me how dem be

Honestly, b4 i will start anything with u , i'll need the approbation from ma ololumi and ma mom. If they say fire down, then Nairaland no go contain both of us, i swear.

teissys:

Yeah, ryt

Sha-sha-sharap ur mouth.
Ur mouth be like Yeah, ryt