1) Thou shall jog with thy load on thy head.
2) At the gate, no payment is compulsory(payment for the video might appear compulsory but it is not!)
3) You need 8 passports but people at the gate they will tell You 16.
4) Come with Detol you can still buy in mami market.
5) To mend your karky is 1,000.
6) If you can manage your karky please do till after your swearing in ceremony, the price of mending drops after your swearing in ceremony and increases during man o'war drills.
7) Many will threaten to decamp but only few have the power to do so.
The captain is a very kind man that just forms strict, but please don't mess with him.
9) If you are tired of standing and you want to fake fainting, pls note that the only acceptable way to faint is falling on your face.
10) Don't waste your time with fake doctors report if you are trying to relocate.
11) Soldiers are not permitted to touch you but they can seize your tag and believe me you don't want to wash that toilet.
12) The food is good but If you don't have a tough stomach, stay away from the beans
13) On the day of the fire alarm, you will be chased out of your hostel around 1 am,You will probably be tired and frustrated, the captain will tell you to sing for him until he dances, you have two options then.
a) Gather the little strength you have,Sing for him and be back to your bed in 1 hour.
b) Form tired and frustrated and remain out side till about 4:am(note: you will eventually sing that morning and he will eventually dance)
Finally, Your English name for this 3 weeks is "White fowl" and your surname is OTONDO.

Wow........nice description of obubra camp