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23 reasons you should be Greatful to Goodluck Jonathan by Nuelstar(m): 8:52pm On Nov 25, 2015
Dear Dr Goodluck Jonathan. For the few months after your hand over-

1.) Those who accused you of
cluelessness are today taking
selfies at the Auto planes and with
Made in Nigeria vehicles a
dividend of your auto policy.

2.) Those who insulted you and
insisted that the Petroleum
subsidy program was a scam just
approved a 0.5 Trillion naira
subsidy scam payment.

3.) The Professor who claimed
fuel pump price will reduce to = N40 have
suddenly gone deaf and dumb
while fuel prize is currently
cruising around 600 naira in some
cities.

4.) Those who claimed you were
heading to Chad to plan more
attacks on us were the first to
visit Chad after you left.

5.) Your agricultural policies
which yielded a lot of dividend.

6.) The Treasury Single
Account was been hailed as a
super invention.

7.) They said you lacked the
political will to fight insurgency
yet most if not all the LGA'S you
reclaimed and handed over to
them have been lost with
unimaginable loss of lives.

8.) Those who claimed the
presidential Air fleet was too
large and a complete waste of
resources have spent over 5
billion naira in just 6 months
fuelling the fleet.

9.) You said your ambition was
not worth the blood of a single
Nigerian you proved it by your
actions.

10.) The first female Cadets of the
NDA are grateful.

11.) The First set of students from
the 11 new federal universities
who are now in 400 level are
grateful.

12.) The first Sets of students from
the University of Petroleum(fupre) are
grateful.

13.) The First sets of Nigerian
Pilots trained abroad are Grateful.

14.) The Recipients of the
Presidential scholarship scheme
for first class students which was
recently suspended by our
change agents are grateful.

15.) The recipients of the
Youwwin programme.

16.)The beneficiaries of the
innovation in fertiliser
distribution will never forget you.

17.) The 1000 Beneficiaries of the
TETFUND scholarships for
Lecturers in Nigerian Universities
are grateful.

18.) The generations that will
access information via the
freedom of information act (FOI)
will see your signature.

19.) The Millions of Almajiri pupils
across Nigeria who benefited
from your milk of kindness will
live to testify it.

20.) Those who ply the Abuja -
Lokoja-Benin road will remain
thankful.

21.) NYSC Members who will
benefit and those who have
benefited from the increased of
allowances of =N= 8216 to =N=
19800 are grateful.

22.) Those who benefited from
6000 minimum wage to 18000
minimum wage will forever
remain grateful.

23.)Feel free to add yours.

{Indeed Nigerians are indebted to you}.

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Re: 23 reasons you should be Greatful to Goodluck Jonathan by neolboy(m): 9:32pm On Nov 25, 2015
Those who ply Benin- Ore expressway are thankful

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Re: 23 reasons you should be Greatful to Goodluck Jonathan by Nobody: 9:41pm On Nov 25, 2015
where did you buy fuel for 600naira per litre?
Re: 23 reasons you should be Greatful to Goodluck Jonathan by moderation2020: 10:17pm On Nov 25, 2015
kingcity:
where did you buy fuel for 600naira per litre?
After all the billion dollars obj pumped into nepa unlessly, but when you came
so many of us who enjoy almost uninterrupted power supply today are grateful

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Re: 23 reasons you should be Greatful to Goodluck Jonathan by Nuelstar(m): 7:48pm On Nov 27, 2015
kingcity:
where did you buy fuel for 600naira per litre?
what are u insinuating
Re: 23 reasons you should be Greatful to Goodluck Jonathan by osazeeblue01: 7:53pm On Nov 27, 2015
Great hero.
Re: 23 reasons you should be Greatful to Goodluck Jonathan by Nobody: 7:53pm On Nov 27, 2015
Nuelstar:
what are u insinuating
ask me again :p
Re: 23 reasons you should be Greatful to Goodluck Jonathan by 9jvirgin(m): 7:56pm On Nov 27, 2015
kingcity:
where did you buy fuel for 600naira per litre?

Don't mind him, maybe he is living Biafragerian.

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Re: 23 reasons you should be Greatful to Goodluck Jonathan by Nuelstar(m): 8:42pm On Nov 27, 2015
9jvirgin:

Don't mind him, maybe he is living Biafragerian.
ONE NIGERIA
Re: 23 reasons you should be Greatful to Goodluck Jonathan by Nuelstar(m): 8:43pm On Nov 27, 2015
kingcity:
ask me again :p
some places sold #4000 per litre dis year
Re: 23 reasons you should be Greatful to Goodluck Jonathan by mikolo80: 2:28am On Nov 28, 2015
Nuelstar:
Dear Dr Goodluck Jonathan. For the few months after your hand over-

1.) Those who accused you of
cluelessness are today taking
selfies at the Auto planes and with
Made in Nigeria vehicles a
dividend of your auto policy.


how many cars



2.) Those who insulted you and
insisted that the Petroleum
subsidy program was a scam just
approved a 0.5 Trillion naira
subsidy scam payment.



less than the 1 trillion he spent

3.) The Professor who claimed
fuel pump price will reduce to = N40 have
suddenly gone deaf and dumb
while fuel prize is currently
cruising around 600 naira in some
cities.


keep calm and watch


4.) Those who claimed you were
heading to Chad to plan more
attacks on us were the first to
visit Chad after you left.


w we wouldn't need to if her had done his job


5.) Your agricultural policies
which yielded a lot of dividend.


cassava bread we no see
how incompetent do you need to be Rm too not be able to deliver cassava bread
it's fucking cassava bread


6.) The Treasury Single
Account was been hailed as a
super invention.


why e no implement am
na by implementation not planning


7.) They said you lacked the
political will to fight insurgency
yet most if not all the LGA'S you
reclaimed and handed over to
them have been lost with
unimaginable loss of lives.


only 1 out of 14 lga left im Boko hand
victory after victory
unlike during his time when we were losing ground daily


8.) Those who claimed the
presidential Air fleet was too
large and a complete waste of
resources have spent over 5
billion naira in just 6 months
fuelling the fleet.



were planning to sell 6 jets

9.) You said your ambition was
not worth the blood of a single
Nigerian you proved it by your
actions.


Who born monkey
na Hague him for de now


10.) The first female Cadets of the
NDA are grateful.



waste of space

11.) The First set of students from
the 11 new federal universities
who are now in 400 level are
grateful.


you fit employ such graduates
you go fear bondage
walking around with unacceptable degree


12.) The first Sets of students from
the University of Petroleum(fupre) are
grateful.


where d work


13.) The First sets of Nigerian
Pilots trained abroad are Grateful.

14.) The Recipients of the
Presidential scholarship scheme
for first class students which was
recently suspended by our
change agents are grateful.



waste of money
we have training school in Zaria

15.) The recipients of the
Youwwin programme.



name 5

16.)The beneficiaries of the
innovation in fertiliser
distribution will never forget you.



no real farmer got fertiliser
text message yes
fertiliser no

17.) The 1000 Beneficiaries of the
TETFUND scholarships for
Lecturers in Nigerian Universities
are grateful.


lecturers that can't get toilets to flush


18.) The generations that will
access information via the
freedom of information act (FOI)
will see your signature.



don't need it

19.) The Millions of Almajiri pupils
across Nigeria who benefited
from your milk of kindness will
live to testify it.


na Britain build the schools


20.) Those who ply the Abuja -
Lokoja-Benin road will remain
thankful.


heard it's a nightmare


21.) NYSC Members who will
benefit and those who have
benefited from the increased of
allowances of =N= 8216 to =N=
19800 are grateful.


the baggar stole 10 K
in fact it's supposed to be 29800
eediot reneged


22.) Those who benefited from
6000 minimum wage to 18000
minimum wage will forever
remain grateful.


how many have implemented


23.)Feel free to add yours.


not a thing
not a single thing
dumbass fisherman


{Indeed Nigerians are indebted to you}.
Re: 23 reasons you should be Greatful to Goodluck Jonathan by Nuelstar(m): 7:21pm On Nov 28, 2015
U make me laff
Re: 23 reasons you should be Greatful to Goodluck Jonathan by saintopus(m): 8:54pm On Nov 28, 2015
This GEJ sef.
Much love and blessing!

Re: 23 reasons you should be Greatful to Goodluck Jonathan by BlackTechnology: 8:57pm On Nov 28, 2015
coolGod bless Jonathan the opposite of Buhari
Re: 23 reasons you should be Greatful to Goodluck Jonathan by Nobody: 10:14pm On Nov 28, 2015
What a man!!

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