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Scientists Say That Women With Bigger Butts Give Birth To Smarter Kids by fesdo(m): 11:51pm On Nov 29, 2015
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Scientists Say That Women With Bigger Butts Give Birth To Smarter Kids
Nabil AnsariMar 03, 2015

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A study from the University of Oxford connects the big booty to healthy children.
According to a 2010 study from the University of Oxford, big butts result in healthy children because of the high amount of Omega 3 fatty acids (the good fatty acids) stored. These are the same fatty acids that are responsible for the normal development of the baby's brain.

But according to the Chicago Tribune, scientists have proved this a long time ago, in 2007 to be precise. They noted that women with fat-bottoms are smarter than women with flat-bottoms. Again, the reason is because of the heightened storage of Omega 3 fatty acids, which improves the functionality/development of their brain.

Evidence shows that the fat content in a mother's breast milk comes from her lower half of the body, which includes her thighs, buttocks, etc. This means that the high amount of Omega 3's becomes a part of the baby's balanced breakfast.

The high amount of Omega 3 storage could be the reason why fat-bottomed women seem attractive to men, because it becomes an evolutionary way of ensuring successful children. In the words of a common man; the reason why J. Lo seems so hot to men, is because men have a biological imperative to produce intelligent offspring.

William Lassek from the University of Pittsburgh, is the person who hypothesized this. He even went ahead and published a book titled "Why Women Need Fat."

But, having fat-bottoms is not the only way to having intelligent children. There are other factors that play a role in it, such as the overall fitness of your body, and the diet.

To conclude, stay active, stay healthy, and carry good fat below the waist, and of course, having healthy genetics doesn't hurt either.

The next study for William Lassek will undoubtedly be the biological imperative associated with an eye for blondes. But that's something we'll save for later.
Re: Scientists Say That Women With Bigger Butts Give Birth To Smarter Kids by kllinxman(m): 11:53pm On Nov 29, 2015
Babies neither grow nor cme from the butt...
Re: Scientists Say That Women With Bigger Butts Give Birth To Smarter Kids by thorpido(m): 11:59pm On Nov 29, 2015
The brain matter is not found in the butt.
How do these researchers come up these results?
Re: Scientists Say That Women With Bigger Butts Give Birth To Smarter Kids by Lovetinz(m): 12:06am On Nov 30, 2015
Dat na Bill Gates mama,
Her yansh na normal.

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Re: Scientists Say That Women With Bigger Butts Give Birth To Smarter Kids by fesdo(m): 6:58am On Nov 30, 2015
Please show her back

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