Jesus was drunk when he promised his second coming - Catholic leaders


A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican (Roman Catholic) officially announced that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not
happen now after all, but urged followers to still continue with their faith,
regardless of the news.
Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this years 1,981st anniversary is to
be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth.
“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been
ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people
somewhere else.”
Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples that he would
come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There are many homes up
where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming. When
everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be
with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly”
The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he was probably
drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments.
“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.” added
Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk.
Jesus was no different.”
The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation around
the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s second coming.

http://mzansidaily.co.za/jesus-is-not-coming-back/

ok

An Islamic cleric in the priestly robes living in the Vatican. Lol

End time. Leaders

The Antichrist has spoken.

divinehand2003:
An Islamic cleric in the priestly robes living in the Vatican. Lol

Your reference to Islam is unnecessary and baseless.

Doesn't Islam also believe that Jesus is coming back?

the news is satire it didnt come from the vatican.