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Jesus Is NOT Coming BACK – Roman Catholic Leaders SAID by taiwokyle(m): 2:50pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican (Roman
Catholic) has officially announced today that the
second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God,
may not happen now after all, but urged
followers to still continue with their faith,
regardless of the news.
vatican
Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this
years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s
last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to
Earth.
“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks
of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably
flat out doing other really good things for people
somewhere else.”
Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised
his disciples that he would come again in chapter
John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There are many homes
up where my Father lives, and I am going to
prepare them for your coming. When everything
is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you
can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t
so, I would tell you plainly”
The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise,
claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the
time when he made the comments.
“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its
ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore.
“We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re
drunk. Jesus was no different.”
The church said it will now focus attentions on
rebuilding its reputation around the world, but
will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s
second coming.
Source: codedgist
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Re: Jesus Is NOT Coming BACK – Roman Catholic Leaders SAID by Iko5000: 4:12pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
OP this a fake story reported on a website for fake news . And yes I'm not Catholic |
Re: Jesus Is NOT Coming BACK – Roman Catholic Leaders SAID by Ubenedictus(m): 4:30pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
FOR THOSE WHO MAY NOT KNOW THIS IS A FAKE NEWS. |
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