Goodness Gracious!!
Loll,
Bye nollywood.

Lmao!! Quite hilarious. Don't blame these folks anyway. Examine the level of education in our country and Cry for NIGERIA,as a consequence,these producers churn out what will sell in the Naija market predominantly characterised by the semi/total illiterate man. Also,imagine when a producer invests huge sums in making a good movie only to end up selling 10,000 copies while a jobless pirate in Lagos out-sells him by 400000,OMG,how do we expect him to hit the zone where total revenue exceeds total cost.
Well also to blame is the past and present governments for being ignorant of the huge potential the movie industry offers for the growth of the economy and job creation likewise.
Imagine when a good designer is employed to design that outfit?
If Buhari wants to make a mark on curbing corruption,he should look no further but strengthening and enforcing,fiercely,the copyright law in Nigeria. Chasing 'some' corrupt politicians upandan will CHANGE nothing,because no man truly bites the finger that fed him. Direct your energy where it positively affects the masses the Most. CHANGE the MODUS-OPERANDI IN the MoVIE INDUSTRY.

Shall I break up with my girlfriend?? Pls I need advices...
I met this girl when I went for computer lessons on d 4th of match dis year, we av bn dated for 9months nw, i love her so much n she loves me 2 but since she became my gf av neva kissed or touch her so I decided 2 get our relationship 2 d nxt level, I told her dat wen should start having sex but she told she was a virgin n was nt ready for sex untill her wedding nyt, d worst part of it is dat I av neva cheated on her for 9months nw, she do request for airtym n money sum times which I do gv 2 her, I told her dat wen should bond our love wit an oath but she refused saying dat she won't do it becus of me, I was so angry becus i love her so much if I can spend 9months witout cheating on her I believe I am due 4 d oath... Nw I am starting 2 think she dnt love me or she is cheating... Pls wat shld I do, she I break up wit her Advice needed

Should I break up with my girlfriend?? Pls I need advices...
I met this girl when I went for computer lessons on d 4th of match dis year, we av bn dated for 9months nw, i love her so much n she loves me 2 but since she became my gf av neva kissed or touch her so I decided 2 get our relationship 2 d nxt level, I told her dat wen should start having sex but she told she was a virgin n was nt ready for sex untill her wedding nyt, d worst part of it is dat I av neva cheated on her for 9months nw, she do request for airtym n money sum times which I do gv 2 her, I told her dat wen should bond our love wit an oath but she refused saying dat she won't do it becus of me, I was so angry becus i love her so much if I can spend 9months witout cheating on her I believe I am due 4 d oath... Nw I am starting 2 think she dnt love me or she is cheating... Pls wat shld I do, she I break up wit her Advice needed

Timothychima:
Shall I break up with my girlfriend?? Pls I need advices...
I met this girl when I went for computer lessons on d 4th of match dis year, we av bn dated for 9months nw, i love her so much n she loves me 2 but since she became my gf av neva kissed or touch her so I decided 2 get our relationship 2 d nxt level, I told her dat wen should start having sex but she told she was a virgin n was nt ready for sex untill her wedding nyt, d worst part of it is dat I av neva cheated on her for 9months nw, she do request for airtym n money sum times which I do gv 2 her, I told her dat wen should bond our love wit an oath but she un refused saying dat she won't do it becus of me, I was so angry becus i love her so much if I can spend 9months witout cheating on her I believe I am due 4 d oath... Nw I am starting 2 think she dnt love me or she is cheating... Pls wat shld I do, she I break up wit her Advice needed

you sound like a kid, leave that girl alone and focus on your life.

I feel so sad right now!! Why must nollywood copy another person's work and instead of replicating a better piece, they slutter it mercilessly... Shaking my Nyash seriously for them!

TechWalker007:
Here's the official trailer.
Watch and weep for Marvel's Spider Man


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PbCG2sp2F8

na mr Ibo produce the film

This is embarrassing

shey she fit to #bringbackourgals

Marvel's spiderman be like

Naija my country.

I no know why una dey vex, music covers de dey I no know why movie covers no fit de.

Kai!! Lol! I so so so so so so don't understand why you people still watch Nigerian films or rather most of this F't up nollywood movies! Especially girls! It's Fucking super annoying! I think this is an opportunity to clear and show you all that we need to develop the ideas we have and practicalize these ideas so we can achieve better results and not stay in one position! I'll start with a question to girls who still watch the channel called 'African magic (EPIC MOVIES)'. What do you learn from these Nigerian films they show? Does it make you smarter? Does it inspire you to be productive? Does it make you want to find out about things in real life that the film tried to portray to people? Does it make you know incredible or rare things that you may not have known before? Please ask yourselves(girls) these questions very well, and find out the the truth about the very annoying effects these films have on people who like to watch these certain nollywood movies. Sometimes when I hear the music been played in their films, I just have to put off the audio or mute the TV, because the music is so not appealing sometimes and making it worse is It doesn't express the scene been shown! It's Super F'tup!! Why? Nollywood? Sometimes I just wonder which kind of directors actually direct these films and same goes for which kind of producers produce these films! Why are they allowed to produce such annoying films? Storylines that almost have the same category 'Love, Village storys, Royal palace, Comedy' FOR HOW MANY YEARS WILL YOU CONTINUE TO PRODUCE THESE TYPES OF STORYS!!!!!! Please, i'm begging you all, there should be people who are creative and can put the ideas to work. The only directors I can say are trying are Kunle Afolayan(October first), Mirror boy director(Obi Emelonye). Maybe there others, but they seem to be just few! So please, if it's possible to yab some of these directors on a critic site or their website so they would change please do that! And what I mean by yab is not necessarily using insultive words on them, but yabbing the movie itself and pointing out those errors that should be changed! Because some of us are were the ones watching their movies and buying these movies, and it is so annoying, but I must say it's almost like a waste of money! As for this 'spider girl' a director here in Nigeria had mind to do! *smh* If I had a mysterious way of SLAPPING the director, I would do it with all pleasure! They think they can just wake up and make a movie without making research? And when I mean research I mean Proper research that would make the storyline have a realistic fact at least or some form of true realism, in such a way that when you look at in real life, you can actually find out that what you saw in this movie had some truth when compared with real life! Instead, almost all the films that are been produced revolve around 'Love, Village, Comedy! Is that all that we experience in life? Then the people that put the music,(*smh*) just make the movie even stupid, as an addition to the storyline, which was not even so good. Looping the same song for almost the entire movie! What is that! I could go on, but I've said what I should for now. Please contribute and share your ideas on how we can improve our nollywood industry and make these people to stop producing RUBBISH MOVIES!

pomsky:



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Lol!! Kai!

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