Arthur took his college roommate, Samuel, home for Christmas, and after
dinner, spoke to his father, "Dad, I need to tell you something. Samuel
and I want to get married and we'd like your blessing."
Arthur's father practically exploded, his face turned red, and was
literally speechless for ten minutes. When he finally regained his
composure, he replied, "Arthur, you CANNOT marry Samuel!!! For God's
sake, Arthur,, he's Jewish!"