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Re: Brain teaser 1 by dani1luv: 5:48pm On May 30, 2009
Ble you wiked small oh

This ya riddle tough or i nor even fit get 1
sad
Re: Brain teaser 1 by blissieng(f): 12:44am On Jun 01, 2009
people try na! na wa o
Re: Brain teaser 1 by tytylayor: 7:09am On Jun 01, 2009
any clue? undecided
Re: Brain teaser 1 by blissieng(f): 9:19am On Jun 01, 2009
Here goes, since D_M decided to fade!!!

I can be found in a man with the world on his shoulderAtlas was condemned to carry the world on his shoulder, france is in the atlas

my favourite son was flushed down the toilet napoleon(france's favorite son) was defeated at waterloo(loo -toilet)
hence the saying - he met his waterloo(flushed down the loo)


my bread is long, my kisses sweet French rolls are long, french kisses are sweet

try as he may, frank spencer does not belong affects a beret and trenchcoat like the stereotypical frenchman and tries to speak french

I am? FRENCH
Re: Brain teaser 1 by ThinkRait: 9:24am On Jun 01, 2009
u too sabi somtin! Chei!!
Re: Brain teaser 1 by lysaa(f): 3:32pm On Jun 01, 2009
bring another one jo.
Re: Brain teaser 1 by dm1(m): 3:55pm On Jun 01, 2009
I no fade o, just that this one na real brain teaser. keep it up wink
Re: Brain teaser 1 by blissieng(f): 11:07am On Jun 02, 2009
Another one coming, watch this space.
Re: Brain teaser 1 by blissieng(f): 11:09am On Jun 02, 2009
I have slain dragons

I maybe american but i am not crazy

my katra is of the gun and lethal

the jews prosecute me because of my name

my friends scream becuase they cannot see

all these I am!


Who am I
Re: Brain teaser 1 by blissieng(f): 11:10am On Jun 02, 2009
Another one.


Here goes-




I completed the vendetta of my sire

songbird of my fathers line imitated by maxwell

my kind are immortalized by the man with no name
Re: Brain teaser 1 by dm1(m): 1:32pm On Jun 02, 2009
AA ble nawa o? you be prof?
Re: Brain teaser 1 by blissieng(f): 1:37pm On Jun 02, 2009
nope, I no be prof.

C'mon, you gat answer? try, u might surprise urself.
Re: Brain teaser 1 by clemcykul(f): 3:06pm On Jun 02, 2009
beiby i'll rather surprise uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu *muah*
Re: Brain teaser 1 by blissieng(f): 3:15pm On Jun 02, 2009
surprised myself already. u're late!

Attempt the riddle? that could surprise me.
Re: Brain teaser 1 by dm1(m): 3:23pm On Jun 02, 2009
Another ridle that need answer be say "clemcykul" na boy abi na girl? cos before the name had pinky "f"attached to it and now "m"
Re: Brain teaser 1 by clemcykul(f): 3:26pm On Jun 02, 2009
hmmm smiles

@bliss
u never can tell, i could surprise u with da answer dont dare me
Re: Brain teaser 1 by blissieng(f): 3:37pm On Jun 02, 2009
d_m, no mind all this wuru wuru people for hia.

I cant for the life of me figure out why ppl will not come straight with their gender! its quite annoying to think of - so I dont bother.
That ur riddle no interest me at all. bring another one.

attempt the thing now, eh D, no join all this ppl wey dey fear wrong ans. n attempt!
Re: Brain teaser 1 by dm1(m): 3:47pm On Jun 02, 2009
i no fit think of any answer o. Abeg I give in.
Re: Brain teaser 1 by clemcykul(f): 3:48pm On Jun 02, 2009
@bliss
lol u sound frustrated
Re: Brain teaser 1 by dm1(m): 3:49pm On Jun 02, 2009
Solve this too?

I am large as a castle, yet lighter than air. 100 men and their horses cannot move me. What am I?


Clue:  No think hard on this one.
Re: Brain teaser 1 by clemcykul(f): 3:52pm On Jun 02, 2009
*thinks hard***
Re: Brain teaser 1 by dm1(m): 3:54pm On Jun 02, 2009
A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?
Re: Brain teaser 1 by clemcykul(f): 4:04pm On Jun 02, 2009
no idea
Re: Brain teaser 1 by blissieng(f): 4:25pm On Jun 02, 2009
I'm coming with the answer, On a meeting call.
Re: Brain teaser 1 by blissieng(f): 4:27pm On Jun 02, 2009
answer 1,

Castle's shadow.

Common man, surely we can do better.
Re: Brain teaser 1 by blissieng(f): 4:33pm On Jun 02, 2009
I have slain dragons[b] i was a dragon slayer in reign of fire [/b]

I maybe american but i am not crazy i was an american psycho

my katra is of the gun and lethal i was a deadly exponent of gunkata in equilibrium

the jews prosecute me because of my name the jews prosecuted christians[b](my surname is christian) [/b]

my friends scream becuase they cannot see bats cant see, so they scream and see using sound radar

all these I am!


Who am I

u are christian bale
Re: Brain teaser 1 by blissieng(f): 4:36pm On Jun 02, 2009
Answer to ya second riddle,

How on earth can a pear tree produce plum? wink

Do you wanna attempt my other riddle? tongue
Re: Brain teaser 1 by dm1(m): 4:40pm On Jun 02, 2009
nawa! how do you expect us to know all this. may be if i had seen this kind of riddle before i might be able to answer. nice one tho.

Castle shadow was the correct answer. that was brilliant but did u check that on google?lol
Re: Brain teaser 1 by dm1(m): 4:43pm On Jun 02, 2009
no idea again sad
Re: Brain teaser 1 by blissieng(f): 5:00pm On Jun 02, 2009
d_m:

nawa! how do you expect us to know all this. may be if i had seen this kind of riddle before i might be able to answer. nice one tho.

Castle shadow was the correct answer. that was brilliant but did u check that on google?lol
I'm glad u laughed at ur own insinuations.


d_m:

no idea again sad

i completed the vendetta of my sire - I finished of Saddam, completing my Dad's work

songbird of my fathers line imitated by maxwell - Kate Bush sang the tune later covered by Maxwell, father's line refers to the surname Bush

my kind are immortalized by the man with no name - the man with no name is the character played by Clint in his famous westerns, hence he immortalized Cowboys

I am George Bush
Re: Brain teaser 1 by blissieng(f): 10:53am On Jun 03, 2009
Another?



beef burgers? sacre bleu! not in my land

white bed sheets? now thats more my style

I have been aped by many, even a beast of sexy nature

and no I am not the image of a certain french captain

say that again and I will fight you, umm maybe not.


who does this refer to?

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