Man: Baby, i love you, would you marry me?
Woman: (stands up and gave him a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 12yrs, i have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went on my way to be nice to specie of marriageable age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and PlayStation. I went to House on the Rock, MFM, Christ Embassy, Living Faith, Redeemed and presently at Winners looking everywhere for you, I went from a size 16 to size 10, so that when you see me, you will love what you see. I left Lagos to Abuja, then I left to Port Harcourt, then Iwent all the way to Kano. I joined hi-five, from hi-five to Facebook, from Facebook to Twitter, I even had a blog on which i rented, hoping you will show up!! I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, intact i took photo sessions to look my best!!! I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect! The next place i was hoping to check was the Moon, before you crawled out from the door directly to me!!
So it was you all this while?? The neighbor i say hello to every morning!!
Were you trying my faith You almost rendered my prayer life useless!! What were u waiting for What sign were you looking for?? Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?
Now be a gentleman, get down on your kneels and put the ring on my finger!!!
The guy replied:







"APRIL FOOL"!!!!
If you are the ONE what will you do??

My brother women dey suffer i swear.

I can't shout!

Hehehehehe

end time pranking.
She go faint like 21 times,when she is finaly back to normal,my brother,relocate frm earth cos ur case na end time case

I think d lady will strangle him to death... And cut off his tongue and teeth

A dirty slap say she gree o..

U come do am April fool..


Whats the size of ur coffin sef?

Have you written you will? because death is the best option for you.loll