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England Fa Set Up New Rules To Avoid Chelsea From Relegating by jimmyolasun: 9:54am On Dec 08, 2015 |
Here is good news for the blues fans and management, the english fa tends to be sorry for the blues with their poor performance and series of thrashing. So they thought it won't be a thing of joy to watch the current champions go down the drain. Speaking to journalist, The fa chairman was quoted saying "we won't be happy come next season to see chelsea beaten black and blue in the smaller leagues, likewise we will miss the whole crew and players most especially the coach (mourinho). So we thought of new ways to stop them from digging down our table cuz they can discover hell (relegation) and let it loose. So we come together to set up this rules to favour them only till january when they can buy new players and maybe stagger back ". Here are the Rules Below: 1. Chelsea will be allowed to field 13players during home games and 15 during away games. 2. If they win 2 consequtive corners kicks they will be awarded a penalty. 3. Any attempt on goal will be treated as a goal 4. If a Chelsea player is fouled, that’s a straight penalty regardless of their position on the pitch. 5. They will be allowed to make 13 Substitution. 6. They will be awarded 6 points for every match won. 4 points draw and 2 points if they loose 7. They will be allowed to field 2 or 3 goalkeepers at the same time. 8. Any attempts to tackle or mark Hazard will result in a penalty 9. Finally, Jose Mourinho will be allowed to Instruct the players inside the pitch as the match is ongoing and will also posses his own personal whistle incase he isn't contented with the officiating. And with all this coming in effect in their next away match against the wild leicester foxes. Though we all still wish them good luck!! 1 Like |
Re: England Fa Set Up New Rules To Avoid Chelsea From Relegating by immortalcrown(m): 10:00am On Dec 08, 2015 |
Mocking compensation. Disgraceful honour. |
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