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Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job. by argon500: 8:46pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
"Nigeria was never on top of the map when God said, 'Let there be light'." - Albert Einstein (1938) "Drinking 'garri' doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing it to swell before drinking is Poverty. - Isaac Newton (1842) "He who runs around looking for scissors to cut Indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry." - Adolf Hilter (1996) "It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realise that there are ways of solving problems without violence." - Aristotle (1762) "Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any." - Queen Elizabeth (1945) "He who unwraps a sharwama before tasting it cannot keep a secret." - Abraham Lincoln (1864) "Any man that uses his teeth to cut 'shaki' from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything." - Martin Luther King Jnr (1900). "Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member." - William Shakespeare (1788). "Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria." - Lord Lugard (1904). "He who refuses to classify 'agege' bread and 'akara' as a type of sandwich is a racist." - Martin Luther king Jnr (1931). "Any man who drinks 'alomo' bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder." - Obasanjo(1999) "Anyone who puts stew on 'jollof' rice has trust issues." - Fela Kuti (1979) "Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job." - Akpos (2015) Source: https://web.facebook.com/forum9ja/posts/1024958010899332 3 Likes |
Re: Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job. by SurefireAsoOke: 9:16pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
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