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| Crack Ya Ribs! Its Really Hot In Here by harry2009(m): 10:44am On Jun 02, 2009 |
Stupid people stories THIS WOULD BE ME The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened the door to the holding cell and called, "Crook, come forward." Five of the prisoners entered the courtroom. LEARN YOUR LESSON When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times." AHH, THAT'S BETTER! A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping. The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years. OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE! A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out. |
| Re: Crack Ya Ribs! Its Really Hot In Here by romsky: 2:01pm On Jun 02, 2009 |
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times." A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.  |
| Re: Crack Ya Ribs! Its Really Hot In Here by Hassan1890(m): 2:09pm On Jun 02, 2009 |
ha ha ha ha ha ha , not funny  |
| Re: Crack Ya Ribs! Its Really Hot In Here by iremain: 9:49pm On Jun 02, 2009 |
 nice try, thou it isnt meant 4 d adult. |
| Re: Crack Ya Ribs! Its Really Hot In Here by D1KeleVra(m): 7:52am On Jun 03, 2009 |
adult? @Topic Nice joke. @Romade Must u repeat. . . just dey waste space *mcheew* |
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