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| Joke Of The Day. by olascojojo: 8:21am On Dec 09, 2015 |
http://www.castolee.com/2015/12/joke-of-day.html?m=1 MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER Time: 2Hrs 30MINS INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QNS ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS 1. You have dated a girl for 2yrs, eventually she drops u for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20mks) 2. You bought a phone for ur girlfriend & she gave it to another guy. Using Trigonometric identities, Derive a general formular for this type of love. (20mks) 3.(For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls & every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy & an iPad a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15mks) b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5mks) 4. You are dating peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with ur sister. Calculate The Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. Take Pie=3.142 (20mks ) 1 Like 1 Share
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| Re: Joke Of The Day. by divinehand2003(m): 8:27am On Dec 09, 2015 |
I love this type of exam. It needs no iota of reading. |
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