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Leaving Nairaland "A Wail" by mastro: 11:10am On Dec 11, 2015
I'm leaving Nairaland, don't beg me O

Even though I stand against everything Nairaland is for, I demand the right to wail here

How dare the owner of the house cook ewedu when I want to eat Efo, how dare he

Even though I've carried my 2 left feet to waka to KFC I insist on buying akara...... what do you mean I should get out unless i want to buy chicken, akara is my human right.

I will not allow this to stand................... I will rant and wail and stamp my feet until the wall of Jericho fall, we will march on the national assembly all 20 million of us

Seun, Seun, Seun, how many times did I call your name, I will leave O, you had better beg me, if I count to 3 and you haven't acceded to my demands Nairaland will collapse







I said 2.9999999999


For those who can't read or understand English, this is parody O !!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Leaving Nairaland "A Wail" by BJO: 9:50pm On Dec 12, 2015
I will say, no point wasting time on what you can't change.

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