Mr A: Broz how far? Election don near, which party u dey support?
Mr B: change!
Mr A: change? E no dey among the political parties nah....
Mr B: change! Change!!
Mr A: Broz calm down! No be garage u dey so abi u forget change for conductor hand?
Mr B: you never hear?
Mr A: wetin?
Mr B: All Progressive Congress APC Change!
Mr A: oh! APC, why u dey support dem
Mr B: don't you know their candidate? He has a lot of experience
Mr A: Experience? Lemme hear more!
Mr B: He has ruled us before!
Mr A: what did he do during his tenure?
Mr B: Ehn... Ehn... So u don't knw?
Mr A: Broz that's why I asked
Mr B: Buhari my man! Sai Buhari! Sai Buhari!!
Mr A: you have not answered me!
Mr B: na wa oo so you don't know?
Mr A: yes I don't know
Mr B: okay lemme tell you one thing! HE IS NOT CORRUPT!!!
Mr A: What! Buhahaha.....
Mr B: why you dey laugh?
Mr A: you be idiat! Buhahahaha...
Mr B: (walks away) CHANGE! CHANGE!! CHANGE!!!
*I will crush Boko haram in 2months For your mind! 6months don pass and we are still counting!
*I will equal $1 to N1
Broz how much be $1 in Naira?
*Petrol will be N50/litre
omo na N150/litre if u see o
*N5000 monthly for jobless graduates.
E be like say he don postpone that one till next year! Be patient!
*I will increase corper's N19,800 to N39,800
Omo adon almost graduate they never implement am....
Sai Baba don become Chai Baba....
Change na SCAM!!!

So true!