Here are 3 more short jokes from Arab countries... The last of the 3 is a famous joke in the Middle East...


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Warning from the State Department: There is a new Middle Eastern computer virus that is being distributed online. If you happen to receive the following email, you should just delete it....


"Dear Americans, you just received a computer virus sent from the Middle East. Because we are not so advanced in the Middle East, this virus is a manual virus. Please erase every file that is on your hard drive yourself and then send this email to everybody you know.
Thank you for helping us out."


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Two Egyptians travel to London, and they decide to board a double-decker bus.

Man on Higher Deck - "How fast are you going?"
Man on Lower Deck - "I don't know, about 50 MPH - how about you?"
Man on Higher Deck - "We are not going anywhere; we are still waiting for the driver."


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An Arab student that was studying in a European city wrote an email to his father saying:

"This city is really nice, the people are cool, and I really like it here, however, there is one small thing that really bothers me...
I am a little bit ashamed that I go to university in my Mercedes, when all of the teachers take the train.

Shortly after, the student receives the following reply from his father saying:

I have just transferred twenty million dollars to your bank account, please stop embarrassing us, go out immediately and buy yourself a train too.

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