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A Confused And Complicated World Dat Can Make One Mad by DHead(m): 10:14am On Jun 04, 2009
When d Kenyan Health Minister, Charity Ngilu, visited Mathare Hosp, she dcided 2 at least, have a chat with 1 of d patients. Dey looked around 4 one who was not so violent to talk with d minister.

When he was brought 2 her, d Minister ask d question 'How did u get here? What was d nature of ur illness?'
She got d following reply:

"Wel, it all started wen I got married n I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown up daughter; who den became my stepmother.

My dad came 2 visit us, fell in love with my stepdaughter, then married her. And so, my stepdaughter was now, my stepmother. Soon my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is d half brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course my daddy's wife.

So, as I told u, when my stepdaughter married my dad, she was at once, my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As u kno, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't 4get dat my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember too dat I am my wife's grandson.
But hold on just a few minutes more. U see, since I'm married 2 my step-grandmother, I am not only d wife's grandson n her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather.
Now can u understand how I got put in this place?"
Re: A Confused And Complicated World Dat Can Make One Mad by Ben13: 11:05am On Jun 04, 2009
Lol. . . great analysis by DHead cheesy he's got a real complicated world
Re: A Confused And Complicated World Dat Can Make One Mad by romsky: 11:06am On Jun 04, 2009
dis one dey diffrent from ble's copy
Re: A Confused And Complicated World Dat Can Make One Mad by Ben13: 11:07am On Jun 04, 2009
the two dey use different types of copy and paste
Re: A Confused And Complicated World Dat Can Make One Mad by mykali(m): 11:17am On Jun 04, 2009
I will post my own copy of this joke very soon
Re: A Confused And Complicated World Dat Can Make One Mad by romsky: 11:22am On Jun 04, 2009
ble used the mouse to copy & paste - clicking
big head used the cursor pad - tapping
mykali go carry with head & paste in the loo
Re: A Confused And Complicated World Dat Can Make One Mad by v3: 11:26am On Jun 04, 2009
@Dhead

Same joke. . .Different style to it. . .Nice 1 anyways
Re: A Confused And Complicated World Dat Can Make One Mad by Ben13: 11:33am On Jun 04, 2009
see WAEC official giving results cheesy
Re: A Confused And Complicated World Dat Can Make One Mad by blissieng(f): 11:34am On Jun 04, 2009
I gatto say, this one is different to mine.

Romade the investigator!
Re: A Confused And Complicated World Dat Can Make One Mad by Ben13: 11:39am On Jun 04, 2009
na wah
Re: A Confused And Complicated World Dat Can Make One Mad by DHead(m): 4:59pm On Jun 04, 2009
Ben20001:

the two dey use different types of copy and paste
I did not copy n paste from any body;
Bside, I never read ble own b4.
Re: A Confused And Complicated World Dat Can Make One Mad by Lolabbey: 5:21pm On Jun 04, 2009
hmmmmmmmmm
Re: A Confused And Complicated World Dat Can Make One Mad by tytylayor: 5:56pm On Jun 04, 2009
me too

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