A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican (Roman
Catholic) has officially announced today that
the second coming of Jesus, the only son of
the God, may not happen now after all, but
urged followers to still continue with their
faith, regardless of the news.
Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that
this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the
Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the
Lord to return to Earth.
“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the
looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s
probably flat out doing other really good
things for people somewhere else.”
Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus
promised his disciples that he would come
again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible:
“There are many homes up where my Father
lives, and I am going to prepare them for
your coming.
When everything is ready, then I will come
and get you, so that you can always be with
Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell
you plainly”
The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise,
claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at
the time when he made the comments.
“Having the ability to turn water into wine
had its ups and its downs.” added Cardinal
Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t
keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no
different.”
The church said it will now focus attentions
on rebuilding its reputation around the
world, but will keep an optimistic mind for
the savior’s second coming.

Na wa oo

end time clerics

Op this is not true.I smell blasphemy.

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