Jonathan is a man that will enter EFCC office and deny anything and everything. ...

EFCC: Sir, did u give this order?

GEJ: No.

EFCC: Is this your signature?

GEJ: I don't sign, I thumbprint.

EFCC: But we always see u with NASS people when you're signing budget?

GEJ: Budget? What you're showing me here, is this budget?

EFCC: Do you know Dasuki?

GEJ: Know as in how?

EFCC: Did you appoint him?

GEJ: IBB did.

EFCC: But you were the President?

GEJ: So what OBJ appointed me too.

EFCC: What? You were elected sir?

GEJ: By who? Can you swear with your mother's grave that you voted for me?

EFCC: Okay sir. Do you know Okonjo Iweala.

GEJ: World Bank appointed her.

EFCC: But she wrote you concerning Dasuki's request on Abacha loot.

GEJ: World Bank wrote IBB on Abacha, how that one take concern me

EFCC: Sir, do you know that $2.1b was squandered in this saga??

GEJ: $2.1 Where dem see am?

EFCC: HA! Sir, you have been indicted.

GEJ: For wetin now? I didn't give anyone money and nobody gave me money.

EFCC: Dokpesi said you gave him a publicity contract of N2.2b?

GEJ: Dokpesi na IBB boy and na hin and Odili dey do business. If Dasuki say hin give Dokpesi money.. e fit possible. ..na IBB dey pay IBB.

EFCC: So what is your own responsibility as the President?

GEJ: Thank you, now you're talking. My main job is to issue condolence messages to victims of terror, no one can fault me on that. I Also stopped ebola, if not, you will not be here asking me stupid questions.

EFCC: Thank you sir, we will still call you later. Do you care for coffee or tea?

GEJ: You guys don't know me at all. Me tea?? Coffee A beg give me ogogoro!

EFCC: Why ogogoro

GEJ: You know see as journalists full your gate outside??. Na me dem wan see.....by the time I shack something, I will even deny that I come here right in front of your gate!!!

LOL......

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lol Omg it was so funny that I forgot to laff

So dry

Try again later