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Mourning With A Black Condom by DONFASZY(m): 3:56pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies: "Mum, I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the hills. Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?" She replies: "My breasts you can handle, my body is yours to explore but down there I am still in mourning." He know He knows he's not getting lucky after two day, they both went outing n got drunk n went to motels to stay for d nite, as he was trying to make love to her by force by fire, she saw a black stuff on his d**K and ask why he replied with bliss for sex, i am also mourning with a black condom |
Re: Mourning With A Black Condom by Abbygyal(f): 4:45pm On Jun 08, 2009 |
mba dis one pass me. . . .i cnt laff oo |
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