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Community Wedding by regaltopax(m): 3:34pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
What a wonderful community wedding During a wedding reception, the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with: 1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings. 2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car. 3. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the wedding. 4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf. 5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown. 6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it. 7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication ( hopefully next year). 8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today. 9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me. 10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage. 11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance. 12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds. 13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink 14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman 15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I suffered for this wedding. Thank you |
Re: Community Wedding by Ben13: 3:55pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman 15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I suffered for this wedding. Thank you I can't fit attend this kind wedding |
Re: Community Wedding by baybbootz(f): 3:58pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
Ben20001: hahahaha.wud u hv known dats wat wud have hapend, good 1 |
Re: Community Wedding by Rebarobyn: 4:02pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
regaltopax: haha, I dont pray to experience it too o, thank you for the selfless prayer, lol |
Re: Community Wedding by Ben13: 4:16pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
lol. . bay, before getting to the front gate, I will know. |
Re: Community Wedding by teissys(f): 4:35pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
my thanx to dani, for giving out his cart to transport the bride and groom to their matrimonial home |
Re: Community Wedding by Ben13: 4:49pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
who tell you say dem no pay am? you want make dani starve? |
Re: Community Wedding by dani1luv: 5:53pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
Re: Community Wedding by Ben13: 6:07pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
na lie I talk? |
Re: Community Wedding by dani1luv: 6:16pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
You nevr talk true 4 once |
Re: Community Wedding by Ben13: 6:20pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
no be you dey win the award for 10 consecutive yrs. |
Re: Community Wedding by dani1luv: 6:28pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
Give me 1 example of the award you talking bout |
Re: Community Wedding by Ben13: 6:30pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
e.g 1. . . Nl lieing moderator of the year. |
Re: Community Wedding by dani1luv: 6:44pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
Give me the link to the thread where i was nominated 4 the award |
Re: Community Wedding by Ben13: 6:48pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
you think say I get dat kind time? |
Re: Community Wedding by dani1luv: 6:52pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
Re: Community Wedding by mamag3: 11:58pm On Aug 06, 2009 |
Re: Community Wedding by teissys(f): 9:03am On Aug 08, 2009 |
Yeah, dani got d award for d category of |
Re: Community Wedding by mamagee6(f): 12:49am On Aug 26, 2009 |
Funny indeed. |
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