The road dat links Ago Palace to Festac in Lagos has been under construction for over 4 years nw

Some governors will reconstruct those roads on bill board only

For where? Motorist would just create another track road beside the collapsed one, and the funny thing there is that the same government officials would join them and follow the track road.

Funny thread.
Comments so true

HKCOMPANY:
Some governors will reconstruct those roads on bill board only

Like rochas

Nick4life:
guy yhu are a genius from higher standard

Pls lemme use this on my twitter tl

ruffhandu:
The variables that'll need to be considered:

The government in power
What part of the country is it (Determines if it should be looked into at all)?
Who'll be awarded the contract?
What part of Nigeria is he from?
How much bribe will be involved?
How many people are lined up for kick-backs?
What part of the country is it (determines how the chiefs and youths should be settled before contractor commences work)?
How many lives has been lost there?


Constants:
The contractor must belong to ruling political party
People must be bribed
It must take a long time to justify the inflated cost
Road must be blocked without caring how much the citizens suffer
Residents and road users must inhale lots of dust if it's fixed by RCC and in PH
...

After harvesting all these info, then we may develop a mathematical model that'll compare our level of civilization with Japan, and then, baam! You have the answer.

Pls lemme use this on my twitter timeline

ruffhandu:
The variables that'll need to be considered:

The government in power
What part of the country is it (Determines if it should be looked into at all)?
Who'll be awarded the contract?
What part of Nigeria is he from?
How much bribe will be involved?
How many people are lined up for kick-backs?
What part of the country is it (determines how the chiefs and youths should be settled before contractor commences work)?
How many lives has been lost there?

Constants:
The contractor must belong to ruling political party
People must be bribed
It must take a long time to justify the inflated cost
Road must be blocked without caring how much the citizens suffer
Residents and road users must inhale lots of dust if it's fixed by RCC and in PH
...

After harvesting all these info, then we may develop a mathematical model that'll compare our level of civilization with Japan, and then, baam! You have the answer.

Wow! Spot on! But wait o, how come you know all these things?? Obviously, you must have been a government contractor at one time or the other...!

Lol i don laugh tire jezzzzzzz!!!! you guys are funny

Pdp go use the road campaign for Like 8years ......after each 4 year ... They will pour sand and gravel and put in front of a national newspaper .... and say boldly ....Promise fufflied

bjdon:
3 Months from the damage for the Minster of works to visit the site.

6 Months after that and after much pressure in the media and a quite a few deaths from Road Accidents the contract is awarded.

3 Months after that the Caterpillars and tippers arrive the site, a few trips of Sand are deposited.

1 Month later the contractor stops work, calming they've not been paid their 'mobilization' fee.

3 Months later after more pressure from the public/Media, the Govt spokesman claims the contractors have been paid all monies owed and work will resume 'once the rains have finished'

1 week later the Contractor denies they've received any payment.

2 Months later (after more deaths) The House of reps send a delegation to inspect the road, the delegation report back that a full probe of the Federal ministry of works is required.

12 months later after a 'Full probe' it is discovered that the contract to repair the road was grossly overvalued and many senior govt officials received illegal kickbacks. Depending on which side of the political divide those senior govt officials now sit, some are arrested by EFCC while others are left alone(All animals are equal but some are more equal than others)

A full 2.5 years later the road is still not repaired, a new ministers promises to 'Accelerate work on the road' and people keep dying in road accidents.

Bro u finish work!

zhukafa:
For where? Motorist would just create another track road beside the collapsed one, and the funny thing there is that the same government officials would join them and follow the track road.

Hahaha

Lalasticlala front page ASAP!