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How To Know If You Have Made Hell Fire by godlypaul72: 11:17am On Dec 22, 2015 |
1: Your phone is full of different types of porn movies and you have the Holy Bible in the same device. 2: Your breast has been pressed more than the T.V remote in your parlor. 3: You've had sex more than your age ( years). 4: You see a mad woman and you quickly have an Attention. 5: Your pastor is praying and he says "First of all" and the first thing that comes to your mind is "Go down low" or your pastor is praying and says "Lord, all I want is your......" and you silently say "Your waist". if you fall in any of this category then you can't make OUR Heaven unless u REPENT... 1 Like
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Re: How To Know If You Have Made Hell Fire by Arebay(m): 12:46pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
Or u have taken weed more than majek fashek and fela..hell is nt even an option |
Re: How To Know If You Have Made Hell Fire by Kai5vil: 6:05pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
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