BUHARI HELL!
A man died and went to hell. There, he was told that there are different hells under the care of various world leaders. He then decided that he would choose the less painful hell to spend his eternity. First, he tried out Obama' s hell. "What do they here?" He asked. "First", he was told "they put you in a dungeon of burning petrol for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for an hour, then they put you in an electric chair for another hour and the Obama devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. "Very unpleasant!" The man exclaimed and moved on. He tried the Cameron's hell, the Mirkel's hell, the Hollande's hell, the Putin's hell, the Mahaman's hell and so many other hells. He got the same replies as that of the Obama's. He determined never to give up. He continued his search for the most comfortable hell. Suddenly, he came to the Buhari's hell. He was gladdened by the long queue he saw. He asked excitedly, "What do they do here?" The reply came: " First they put you in a dungeon of burning petrol for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for an hour, then they put you in an electric chair for an hour and the Buhari devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day". "But that is exactly what they do in the other hells, why are there so many people gathered here"? The man asked, surprised. He was told: "Because the price of petrol in the Buhari's hell is not affordable, so the dungeon is not even burning. The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor who happened to belong to the same credo with Buhari, so the bed of nails is comfortable to sleep on. There is no electricity in the Buhari's hell, so the electric chair doesn't hurt. Finally, the Buhari devil is a Nigerian cabinet minister who comes to the office, signs the time sheets and goes on an overseas trip, in a similar fashion with the grand master(Buhari) himself. It is even clear that the grand master (Buhari) will soon go for a 6 monthr vacation. So nobody whips".
It pays great rewards to be in the Buhari hell you know!
Oh! Guys, never mind. Just a mild way of expressing my frustrations over the gross inadequacies of the Buhari administration. Still hoping that he shall make good all the inadequacies for Nigeria to move forward.
I will in no small measure appreciate all your criticisms; both constructive and destructive. Insults are also highly appreciated.

Hunh?