I can't even comprehend .

Grandiloquence is unrivaled

Dasuki menopause. hahahahahahahahaahahhaahahhaahahhhahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahaha

Patto! I Agree with you on this one.

for small money wey dasuki steal naim dis man want kill us with grammar?

AdeniyiA:
" Whereas the Dasuki menopause has diaphanously made the point that the Jonathan administration elevated the dum vivimus,vivamus nectar to a nauseating and asphyxiating elastoplast,it can bear reiteration that beyond the current ballyhoo baying for a condign comeuppance,the challenge is how to ensure that each public officer is henceforth subjected to the immolatory trajectory of dulce et decorum est pro patria mori....But can we break away from the penelopic circle of flagellative rigor mortis?"

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I just came to look

AdeniyiA:
" Whereas the Dasuki menopause has diaphanously made the point that the Jonathan administration elevated the dum vivimus,vivamus nectar to a nauseating and asphyxiating elastoplast,it can bear reiteration that beyond the current ballyhoo baying for a condign comeuppance,the challenge is how to ensure that each public officer is henceforth subjected to the immolatory trajectory of dulce et decorum est pro patria mori....But can we break away from the penelopic circle of flagellative rigor mortis?"

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If this man is asked to pray for a person in coma, the person would have reached second heaven before his grammar will be understood.If he should call firemen,his house would have burnt to ashes before they decipher his grammar

violation of communication rules!

Oga wetin happen!

Ur idiot no sponsor pass one bill when u dey house with all this monstrous vocabulary oh.

Anyhow sha, I sure sey Na the reason why OSHIOMHOLE appoint so u go fit dey confuse indigenes of EDO STATE.

Lastly,I no blame U cos U are USELESS in EVERYTHING but this INCOMPREHENSIVE GRAMMAR!!!

ellabooz:
This man should stop speaking like frustrated village head master. Most of these words are not English words

....And wen u speak u use oly English words? Even in the English dictionaries are words of french/spanish/latin origin....gt ur facts rite!

phollybee:
When he Speaks... Nigerians becomes Novice

Those nonsense words he wrote are not in dictionary! mix-coding english-french-spanish-brazilian and so on doesn't make sense to me,He is a nuisance

Penelopic lol

I can see that most of you guys dont really know what you are talking. U guys just talk off cuff!! Its high time someone understood that patrick obahigbon is simply the best and we need more o patrick in Nigeria...

If I aint feeling this man, who will?

Hehehehehe this man will not kill me with laffa abeg lol

dis is wat a white man called distortion cus i personally could'nt comprehend anytin in dis trash

AdeniyiA:
" Whereas the Dasuki menopause has diaphanously made the point that the Jonathan administration elevated the dum vivimus,vivamus nectar to a nauseating and asphyxiating elastoplast,it can bear reiteration that beyond the current ballyhoo baying for a condign comeuppance,the challenge is how to ensure that each public officer is henceforth subjected to the immolatory trajectory of dulce et decorum est pro patria mori....But can we break away from the penelopic circle of flagellative rigor mortis?"

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exactly what am saying!!!

Just because you all cant understand patrick obahiagbon does'nt mean he s not making sence. It simply mean your intellectual quotient is too low to contain what he speaks. Its better you all stop talking off cuff.

moscobabs:
Aye nse man yi gan

Gidi gan

TheRealAdonye:
"Whereas the end of Dasuki has thinly made the point that the Jonathan administration elevated the 'While we let live, let us live' philosophy to a disgusting and choking plaster,
it should again be stated that beyond the current calling out of a Ballyhoo (a kind of fish) for an appropriate punishment,
the challenge is how to ensure that each public officer is henceforth subjected to the Sacrificial path of the 'It is sweet and honorable to die for one's country' philosophy.
But can we break away from the faithful circle of flogging ourselves to death?"

I see you... Perfect Translation

Just try and get the definitions of the words and place it . This should be an award winning write up. bravo.
They whole of Jonathan Presidency as described by the APC can be summarized as "Vivimus Vivamus".

AdeniyiA:
" Whereas the Dasuki menopause has diaphanously made the point that the Jonathan administration elevated the dum vivimus,vivamus nectar to a nauseating and asphyxiating elastoplast,it can bear reiteration that beyond the current ballyhoo baying for a condign comeuppance,the challenge is how to ensure that each public officer is henceforth subjected to the immolatory trajectory of dulce et decorum est pro patria mori....But can we break away from the penelopic circle of flagellative rigor mortis?"

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Mr Patrick! but is it your menopause?

LMAO...seriously dis man is nuts or wats d essence of passing out a message wen ur listeners cant comprehend wat d hell u ar talking about?

I had to finish my menopause vivimus vivamus pap before I comment

AdeniyiA:
" Whereas the Dasuki menopause has diaphanously made the point that the Jonathan administration elevated the dum vivimus,vivamus nectar to a nauseating and asphyxiating elastoplast,it can bear reiteration that beyond the current ballyhoo baying for a condign comeuppance,the challenge is how to ensure that each public officer is henceforth subjected to the immolatory trajectory of dulce et decorum est pro patria mori....But can we break away from the penelopic circle of flagellative rigor mortis?"

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absolutely no communication. pointless point

meaningless.

Charliewyt:
One of the attributes of a great speaker is

"that the listener understood the message the speaker passed through".

The fact that the majority of Nigerians including Sambo Dasuki didn't understand the message makes it irelevant to the listeners.

Patrick obiagbon has his audience and not everybody. He uses his own creative English. (in his style of writing, I could read Latin, biology, and even chemistry terms.

Is true sir, i can see Dasuki entrying political menopause.

ZipporahElla:
Is he speaking in tongues?

Despite the fact that I only fathomed 15% of his write ups , I jumped into the pool of sonorous laughter and I fell into the septic tank , please help me in calling fire service because everybody as traveled am the only person at home......... Lolzzzzzz

Story,na that one we go chop...perhaps he thinks we are still in the olden days where the oyinbo will come and start speaking english and using the opportunity to steal our resources..let him leave is incomprehensible english for now and focus on governance cos last time i checked hes the adviser to osholarry so let him advice that one to give edo ppl amenities and stop blaming natural disasters such as rain as an excuse...as a good project manager u need to put alot of risk into consideration..or is the english wannabe and osholarry indirectly telling us dev3lopmemtn isn't possible when its raining?

The higmus trioxo nectar of dasuki barn is indirectly proportional to the adinozine of d metamophosis of tapping,,thereby putting d country in a state of Amam nkem n'eme? In a horizontal somersault with acceleration of d speed of gravitiy,Hon patrick i'll also lyk u to apply d magnesuim of sulphur link with a high electrolysis bind with electrons that governs d high political osmosis of d inner chamber,,let me therefore pause at ds juncture,,,,,,,,,,,,,,u think say na only u sabi confuse person,,,,taaahhhh!