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She Means by biola44: 12:38pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
Yes" = No "No" = Yes "Maybe" = No "I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry "We need" = I want "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now "Sure, go ahead" = I don't want you to "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you slowpoke! "We need to talk" = I need to complain "You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about? "Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs "This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house "I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper, "I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep "Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive "How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're really not going to like "I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. "Is my butt fat?" = Lie to me "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me "Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead] "Do what you want." = You'll pay for this later |
Re: She Means by lysaa(f): 12:42pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
old again but very nice. men are like. . morons? |
Re: She Means by blissieng(f): 12:49pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
Echo that! unless those God has decided to bless with wisdom. |
Re: She Means by lysaa(f): 12:52pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
I think God has decided to bless all of them but the problem is with the receiving end. such morons. |
Re: She Means by dani1luv: 12:55pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
nice nyway |
Re: She Means by Lolabbey: 1:05pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
thnks |
Re: She Means by Abbygyal(f): 1:10pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
lolabbey, thanks? lool see lysa jam talking like u wont marry one of does morons sometime in d future lol. |
Re: She Means by romsky: 1:32pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
he means ? |
Re: She Means by sylve11: 1:34pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
jaguda, u don wake up? |
Re: She Means by lysaa(f): 1:43pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
He means? duhh check another thread MO-run @AB, I'll marry a born-again slowpoke. the one thats been washed off every moronic trait |
Re: She Means by romsky: 1:50pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
ogunabali syl |
Re: She Means by dani1luv: 1:57pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
lysaaaaaaaaa |
Re: She Means by lysaa(f): 1:59pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
daniiiiiiiiiiiiiii luv of my riffle. |
Re: She Means by sylve11: 2:02pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
lysaa: am sure they forgot to give you your shots again this afternoon, didn't they?" |
Re: She Means by lysaa(f): 2:06pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
u had somayours? don't point at me with a finger when the rest points back at u |
Re: She Means by Abbygyal(f): 2:09pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
lysaa: no mata d born again thingy, there will still be some remnant of moronism in his system. . . dats life lol |
Re: She Means by sylve11: 2:12pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
Wow! I have to calm my nerves |
Re: She Means by lysaa(f): 2:14pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
they react that way too. .lol |
Re: She Means by Abbygyal(f): 2:17pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
sylve11: or else. . . .? |
Re: She Means by sylve11: 2:20pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
best when served cold |
Re: She Means by Abbygyal(f): 2:25pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
lol when last did u go for medical check up? u need one urgently. . .ur symptoms r too obvious. |
Re: She Means by romsky: 2:27pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
syl wen ur middle name bcome vengeance |
Re: She Means by lysaa(f): 2:38pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
AB girl, that was tyt. give it to dem. |
Re: She Means by Abbygyal(f): 2:39pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
lysa keep ur tongue inside ya mouf, a pweety gurl like u shouldnt use dis ' ' |
Re: She Means by romsky: 2:43pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
didnt ask u any question |
Re: She Means by lysaa(f): 2:59pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
come ab, what kind of siggy is that u have? |
Re: She Means by Abbygyal(f): 3:04pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
siggy? uhmm dnt get u |
Re: She Means by romsky: 3:18pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
dis: A fun is a milk in the success of a breast |
Re: She Means by blissieng(f): 3:19pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
lysaa: gatto say, I concur wiv that. |
Re: She Means by lysaa(f): 3:47pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
lmao. it takes 2 to tangle. |
Re: She Means by Lolabbey: 4:26pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
na hin mak u open all ya mouth dey laff abi |
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