Just listen, 2016 might be your year after all.

Harmattan will continue its thing and Vaseline will sell faster.

APC and PDP will continue with their hatings.

EFFC Will arrest someone very big with a lot of yam in his barn...Fayose will still be Fayose

Pastors will collect offerings and tithes.

Some Nollywood stars will get married while those who are chronic bachelors and spinsters have to meet me for a private prayers.

One song will reign like seriously and na guy go sing am

Rain will fall in 2016

Many babies will be born in 2016

People will buy new cars.

Boko Haram will be a thing of the past.

US and North Korea will continue to hack each others computer.

Kunle Afolayan, Uche Jombo and I ll work on a project together.

NEPA/PHCN will continue their thing while many 'I pass my neighbour' generators will sell more.

MTN will continue to send their unsolicited text messages.

Girls who left their boyfriends due to Christmas will return begging.

More people will join Facebook and Twitter and Instagram.

Apple will release another iphone and tecno will release another "crazy" phone...dat one fit get ATM.

A Barca player will score Hat-trick

Many Rams will die during Ileya

Many cows will used for suya.

There will decamping or crosscarpet into various parties.

Haters gonna hate, Engineers gonna engineer and Potataoes will potate.

And it shall be well with us all.
Happy new year in advance.

My prophecies goes thus:

2016 will b my year
New graduates wil join d unemployed
Barca go flog ASSenal
9ice's voice won't improve
After january,na february go follow
Som ppl's maga would pay, while some go stil dey buy data
New year resolutions would be made buh would be 4gotten on january 2nd
More useless yoruba films would be released
Batman superman the movie would b released
Another girl would be disvirgined by one stupid boy
Boys go continue 2dey lie
Girls go continue 2 dey scam
There shall b more olonsho in 2016
Price of garri go drop 4 market
Som ppl go stil dey use rubber dey hold their fone
SLICKEST would be back in 2016 rejuvinated
Conductors voices in lagos would b louder dan b4
Buhari would get more followers
Leicester go comot top 4
Chelsea no go relegate
I see van gaal leavin in 2016
Finally


E go easy for all of us in 2016

Slickest:
My prophecies goes thus:
2016 will b my year New graduates wil join d unemployed Barca go flog ASSenal 9ice's voice won't improve After january,na february go follow Som ppl's maga would pay, while some go stil dey buy data New year resolutions would be made buh would be 4gotten on january 2nd More useless yoruba films would be released Batman superman the movie would b released Another girl would be disvirgined by one stupid boy Boys go continue 2dey lie Girls go continue 2 dey scam There shall b more olonsho in 2016 Price of garri go drop 4 market Som ppl go stil dey use rubber dey hold their fone SLICKEST would be back in 2016 rejuvinated Conductors voices in lagos would b louder dan b4 Buhari would get more followers Leicester go comot top 4 Chelsea no go relegate I see van gaal leavin in 2016 Finally

E go easy for all of us in 2016

Amen