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Predictions For The Year 2016 BY A Prophet by Tocheagle(m): 2:22pm On Jan 01, 2016
Mosquito will bite people these year , There will be lots of Marriages these year and lots of couples will give birth these year . Watch out for the rise of "baby mamas" and "pikin papas" . Naira and dollar will continue their romantic love making . Watch out for extortion from area boys frm busses these year . Tell Nigerians I said thus saith the lord "rainy season is coming " . Etisalat, Airtel , Glo and Mtn will come up with new Tarrif plans . Super eagles will win matches and draw matches these year but they should pray seriously against losing this year . Tell mikel to improve his game as God will show him Favour at Chelsea . Jose Mourinho will get a new job . Serena will win trophies again this year . Tell Members of nollywood , they will make lots of movies these year . We will enjoy some and fastforward the rest to the end due to boredom . Power supply will improve these year but Nigerians should pray against increase in Bills . Both Christians should fast for these Nation cos of protesters . They will protest but they will not succeed . Fuel price will drop. A new president will emerge these year (white person) . MORE COMING SOON .
Re: Predictions For The Year 2016 BY A Prophet by Exponental(m): 2:40pm On Jan 01, 2016
People will charge their phones. Tonto dike will make FP on NL. Filling stations will sell fuel to cars. . Some cars will have flat tyres. Doctors will treat patients. Engineers will get new tools. Nysc will discharge corpers. Companies will buy official cars. ...

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Re: Predictions For The Year 2016 BY A Prophet by falcon01: 3:35pm On Jan 01, 2016
nairaland will be filled with useless topic

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