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Man Must Survive by feelgood(m): 1:00pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
Did you hear about the Naija man who went looking for a job? He noticed there was an opening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he discovered the zoo had a very unusual position that they wanted to fill. Apparently their gorilla had just died, and until they could get a new one, they needed someone to dress up in a gorilla suit and act like a gorilla for a few days. He was to just sit, eat, and sleep. Of course, his identity would be kept a secret, and no one would be the wiser, thanks to the very fine gorilla suit. The zoo offered good pay for this job, so the man decided to do it. He tried on the suit and sure enough, he looked just like a gorilla. They led him to the cage before opening up the zoo to visitors, so he took a position at the back of the cage and pretended to sleep. But after a while, he got tired of sitting so he walked around a little bit, jumped up and down and tried a few gorilla noises. Some people watching him seemed to really like that. When he would move or jump around, they would clap and cheer and throw him peanuts. And the man loved peanuts. So he jumped around some more and tried climbing a tree. That seemed to really get the now growing crowd excited. They threw more peanuts. Playing to the crowd, he grabbed a vine and swung from one side of the cage to the other. The people loved it and threw more peanuts. "Wow! This is great," he thought. He swung higher and the crowd grew bigger. He continued to swing on the vine, getting higher and higher and then all of a sudden, the vine broke! He was thrown up and out of his cage, landing inside the lion's cage that was next door. There was a huge lion less than ten feet away, and it looked very hungry. So the man in the gorilla suit panicked, started jumping up and down, screaming and yelling, "Help, help! Get me out of here! I'm not really a gorilla! I'm a man in a gorilla suit! HELP!" The lion immediately pounced on the man, held him down and whispered fiercely into his ear, “NNAMDI, NO FEAR, NA ME CHIJIOKE! ABEG COOL DOWN! As you dey hala like this you want make dem sack 2 of us?? |
Re: Man Must Survive by romsky: 1:05pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
at least ya own na ibo, na yoruba ble see |
Re: Man Must Survive by Abbygyal(f): 1:10pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
seriously can someborry sumarize this post pls? hmmmmn my eyes no gree read am o |
Re: Man Must Survive by romsky: 1:16pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
borrow syl mirror |
Re: Man Must Survive by Abbygyal(f): 1:21pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
what has mirror got to do wiv dis nw ehn romade |
Re: Man Must Survive by romsky: 1:25pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
wow neva knew ya mouth cld av a nice shape while u cry d mirror go help ya receeding eye sight now |
Re: Man Must Survive by Abbygyal(f): 1:28pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
u nt nice abbygyal dnt cry except when she's starving |
Re: Man Must Survive by Abbygyal(f): 1:28pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
na just kiddin |
Re: Man Must Survive by romsky: 1:41pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
i-b-boi if symptons persist after 3 days consult ya doctor |
Re: Man Must Survive by Abbygyal(f): 2:28pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
lol joka |
Re: Man Must Survive by Lolabbey: 2:45pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
Re: Man Must Survive by romsky: 3:00pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
tatafo |
Re: Man Must Survive by Abbygyal(f): 3:08pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
na him u be |
Re: Man Must Survive by sylve11: 3:19pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
hmmmmm |
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