1, Bicycles don't get pregnant.
2, U can ride ure bike any time of the month.
3, Bicycles don't have parents.
4, U can share ure bike with ure friends.
5, Bicycles don't care how many other bikes u have.
6, Bicycles don't care if u look at other bicycles.
7, If ure bike is too loose u can tighten it.
8, A bike never wants a night out with other bicycles.
9, If u say horrible things to ure bicycle, u dont have to apologise before u can ride it again.
10, Bicycles don't care how many other bikes u have ridden.
11, The last but not the least, u can always drop or change ure bicycle any time u want and nobody will get hurt.
Any bicycle out there.

romade:

na bicycle u originate from?

i wonder

romade:

na bicycle u originate from?

seconded

you for say bic better past ur mother naaa

*clearing ma throat*

donsponky:

you for say bic better [b]past [/b]ur [b]mother [/b]naaa

dnt talk about one's mother! just laff at d joke and zip it

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