Men Are Just Happier People-
What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut or a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. !

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier

no comment why

^^^ yes. That is because only f00ls are intended to comment on it.



You get?

Nice one .

^^^^ so are u a fool?

*peeping to see who the fools are*

lilkech:

[s]Men Are Just Happier People-
What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut or a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. !

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier[/s]

Write another one, Mark=10%

^^^ FROM THIS YOUR REPLY I AM BEGINNING TO QUESTION THE AUTHENTICITY OF YOUR intimacy. HAVE YOU SEEN MY 'KNOW YOUR GENDER' THREAD. . .


YOU SHOULD HAVE A PEEP AT IT REALLY SOON

lilkech:

^^^ FROM THIS YOUR REPLY I AM BEGINNING TO QUESTION THE AUTHENTICITY OF YOUR intimacy. HAVE YOU SEEN MY 'KNOW YOUR GENDER' THREAD. . .


YOU SHOULD HAVE A PEEP AT IT REALLY SOON

Are u talking to me

Judek2:

Are u talking to me

NO OH. . . MEAT



{ohh, I'm shaking - I'm shaking}

))@op, whats al these jiberish u conjure up there.
Can u pls go over them again its all wack.
Step up to the game pls.

^^^ what game? Oh ok. . I see . . The one wey you dey 'carry last' for inside?

Ooooooooooh, na word be dat oo

Darn. . .so u mean i'm a fool too for commenting?! Shittz

^^^ just to show that you cant beat your nature

Lolz likech today is ur day. Carry on

lilkech:

NO OH. . . MEAT



{ohh, I'm shaking - I'm shaking}

Oh yes my Boy,You have every reason to shake,

I love your notification =)