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Advice From An 80 Years Old Man by Shigoboy(m): 7:36am On Jan 08, 2016
I came across these life lessons on a facebook page and like to share with my E-family:


1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great stereo system.
5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
6. Keep secrets.
7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
8. Always accept an outstretched hand.
9. Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
10. Whistle.
11. Avoid sarcastic remarks.
12. Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery.
13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.
14. Lend only those books you never care to see again.
15. Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have.
16. When playing games with children, let them win.
17. Give people a second chance, but not a third.
18. Be romantic.
19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.
21. Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It's there for our convenience, not the caller's.
22. Be a good loser.
23. Be a good winner.
24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.
26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.
27. Keep it simple.
28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.
29. Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets
31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did.
32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you.
34. Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you.
35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need only stay a few minutes.
36. Begin each day with some of your favourite music.
37. Once in a while, take the scenic route.
38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, 'Someone who thinks you're terrific.'
39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice.
40. Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.
41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.
42. Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later.
43. Make someone's day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you.
44. Become someone's hero.
45. Marry only for love.
46. Count your blessings.
47. Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home.
48. Wave at the children on a school bus.
49. Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people.
50. Don't expect life to be fair

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Re: Advice From An 80 Years Old Man by Cutehector(m): 7:48am On Jan 08, 2016
Not all old men are wise cheesy
Re: Advice From An 80 Years Old Man by jaymejate: 8:01am On Jan 08, 2016
[size=13pt]Hmm good advice. But that number 25, what if i hug pesin wey don read this b4, so we no go gree release ourselves grin

Lalasticlala, fp material, 5yards grin[/size]

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Re: Advice From An 80 Years Old Man by Nobody: 8:06am On Jan 08, 2016
Beware of a man who has nothing to lose. That's my favorite part.
All those agberos everywhere, I avoid them like lepers

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Re: Advice From An 80 Years Old Man by Nobody: 8:07am On Jan 08, 2016
Cutehector:
Not all old men are wise cheesy
this old man is definitely wise

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Re: Advice From An 80 Years Old Man by Cutehector(m): 8:26am On Jan 08, 2016
lofty900:
this old man is definitely wise
I wasn't writing particurlary abt this old man cool
Re: Advice From An 80 Years Old Man by DrTeeee(m): 3:48pm On Jan 08, 2016
grin
lofty900:
Beware of a man who has nothing to lose. That's my favorite part.
All those agberos everywhere, I avoid them like lepers
Lol! Before they send someone to the next bustop with no destination! grin
Re: Advice From An 80 Years Old Man by DrTeeee(m): 3:51pm On Jan 08, 2016
grin
jaymejate:
[size=13pt]Hmm good advice. But that number 25, what if i hug pesin wey don read this b4, so we no go gree release ourselves grin

Lalasticlala, fp material, 5yards grin[/size]
grin don't worry u will end up setting a record of world's longest hug niyen!b. Guiness book of record will recognise u

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Re: Advice From An 80 Years Old Man by Nobody: 8:48pm On Jan 09, 2016
this is the best word/advice so far. even though I do practice most of these, I have learnt some new ones.
Re: Advice From An 80 Years Old Man by nzgal: 8:50pm On Jan 09, 2016
lofty900:
Beware of a man who has nothing to lose. That's my favorite part.
All those agberos everywhere, I avoid them like lepers

grin
Re: Advice From An 80 Years Old Man by Kayoski(m): 1:13pm On Jan 10, 2016
wisdom is a very precious but scarce commodity,when u find it,keep it well for only it can keep u.

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Re: Advice From An 80 Years Old Man by Nobody: 1:32pm On Jan 10, 2016
This is lovely. Op thanks for sharing. Have a blessed week ahead smiley
Re: Advice From An 80 Years Old Man by necosla016(f): 4:26pm On Jan 10, 2016
A very nice piece! Thanks Op.
Re: Advice From An 80 Years Old Man by Shigoboy(m): 8:50pm On Jan 11, 2016
parisienne:
This is lovely. Op thanks for sharing. Have a blessed week ahead smiley
thanks ma smiley
Re: Advice From An 80 Years Old Man by Shigoboy(m): 8:51pm On Jan 11, 2016
necosla016:
A very nice piece! Thanks Op.
you welcome ma smiley

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