Trending on Twitter now is #OnlyInFunaab.
See funny things people are saying about this Fabulous University.

Only in Funnab would a policeman dare to slap the face of SUG president.
Only in Funaab would the SUG not conduct a protest for once in 4years and when they finally decided to protest they tagged it 'Peaceful protest'
Only in Funaab would members of different cult group drinks together
Only in Funaab would a cult member be scared of being caught by school security
Only in Funaab would a lecturer say if you have 'E' in my course then you're a genius

Ama proud alumni

The freedom some of us fought for have been slaughtered on the altar of greed, immaturity and lack of passion by successive SUG...Kudos to the like of Wole Aluta, Fasasi, Dare (the Speaker), L&K, Tosino, Funke,Abbey and many more, you guys fought for the Sanity to be restored. Hope this present generation of SUG members would rise up to the occasion. IN AS MUCH AS WE ARE NOT PREACHING VIOLENCE, SOME THINGS MUST BE REJECTED. FABULOUS...WE ARE NUMBER 1

Only in funaab were you clear bushes and plant crops all in the name of getting a degree.
Where other people are making music album, we're making weed album.