1. Get a job.
2. Ensure you attend work daily.
3. Ensure you do not get sacked.
4. At the end of the month, get your salary.
5. God wants 10%. Just a little something so you'll have insurance for the other 90%.
6. Go and give it to God's Servant. Don't use it for any other purpose, not even if it means helping someone. Obedience is better than charity.
7. Make sure you give him this stipend monthly. He is God's servant. God will repay you.
8. Never ask about what your 10% will be used for. God will communicate that to my servant one on one, jeJETly. You must PAY and not question. Do you think God is a democracy?
9. Now the windows of heaven shall be opened to you. Be blessed.

Going on a break.. bye.

For many years I have been trying to understand how to pay tithe. I read many books, listened to bible jurists, but I have never been blessed with the sort of understanding I received from reading your message. I know and have faith that at the end of this month I will pay my tithe, I will have my testimony. God bless you Sir and give you the grace to continue your good work.

i have always fought and faulted tithe paying, i would go to every extent of calling pastors names, but today as i see this tread i can only be sober and from now own i will pay my tithe on EVERY income i get, whether wage or gift, thank you very much sonoflucifer for such enlightenment.

Hi sonofsatan.

I have observed your posts on this religion thread so far. I don't know if you are sincerely confused/hurt or you are out to upset people view on God. If you are confused/hurt, I pray you will find answers. But if you are out to upset. Out to turn people away from the true God. Beware !!!!

finofaya:
For many years I have been trying to understand how to pay tithe. I read many books, listened to bible jurists, but I have never been blessed with the sort of understanding I received from reading your message. I know and have faith that at the end of this month I will pay my tithe, I will have my testimony. God bless you Sir and give you the grace to continue your good work.

Yaksson:
i have always fought and faulted tithe paying, i would go to every extent of calling pastors names, but today as i see this tread i can only be sober and from now own i will pay my tithe on EVERY income i get, whether wage or gift, thank you very much sonoflucifer for such enlightenment.

Be bleSSSSSed my people..

DavidOluyale:

...but if you are out to upset. Out to turn people away from the true God. Beware !!!!

Beware of? GOD's punishment? ;

Best teaching on tithe that I have seen so far. In nine short simple lines you were able to explain what takes my pastor hours of 'sermonisation' to explain.Think of the wasted hours that could be saved for productive activities if pastors should nail this your brilliant teaching to the entrance of their church for all to see.

dorox:
Best teaching on tithe that I have seen so far. In nine short simple lines you were able to explain what takes my pastor hours of 'sermonisation' to explain.Think of the wasted hours that could be saved for productive activities if pastors should nail this your brilliant teaching to the entrance of their church for all to see.

We bless the Lord.

ha!

these tiith good enough that's all I got ten percent of this

If paying tithes is foolishness then i don't want to be wise

1Corinthians 4:10
We are fools for Christ's sake, but ye are wise in Christ

1 Corinthians 1:18
For to those who are perishing the message of the cross is foolishness, but to us who are being saved it is God's power

1 Corinthians 1:25
because God's foolishness is wiser than human wisdom, and God's weakness is stronger than human strength.

kuss:
If paying tithes is foolishness then i don't want to be wise

God bless you Brother. May wisdom be far away from you.

sonOfLucifer:

God bless you Brother. May wisdom be far away from you.

Hilarious response.

i wish i can see this guy in real life. meanwhile stop joking with spiritual things.

sonOfLucifer:
God bless you Brother. May wisdom be far away from you.

sonOfLucifer:
God bless you Brother. May wisdom be far away from you.

Loooooooooooooooooooool you are too funny

sonOfLucifer:




Be bleSSSSSed my people..

Just like your serpentine father (lucifer), you hiss out the word "bleSSSSed". SSSSnake


Or maybe you meant "ble$$$$ed" in terms of money realised from tithing!

JackBizzle:




Just like your serpentine father (lucifer), you hiss out the word "bleSSSSed". SSSSnake!

Heehe. Parseltongue.

Lol.....

sonOfLucifer:

Heehe. Parseltongue.

Hmmm.......house of slytherin

Thoniameek:
Lol.....

Thonniiaa!!! how body?

sonOfLucifer:

Thonniiaa!!! how body?

coole!

lastmessenger:
i wish i can see this guy in real life.

For what?

meanwhile stop joking with spiritual things.

I can't. They are hilarious. Sometimes, I read them and I wonder where the writers fot their weed from... must have been smoking some good shhiiiiit back in the days. For every Bible verse that makes no sense to you, just insert a blunt into the picture. This gave me a new perspective on the Book of Revelations. For all we know, that Book is the chronicle of a man's 'high' when he tripped on some mushrooms after being marooned on an island. Definitely, he wasn't sane. Hungry and alone with no female(or male) to climb on, nigga started seeing crazy shit. Look at how much detail goes into his visions..

John saw the beast "rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy." (Revelation 13:1) The beast was like a leopard, with feet like the feet of a bear, and had a mouth like a lion.

oh gawd.. and Christians say evolution is not true.

Thoniameek:


coole!

Miss your contributions.

sonOfLucifer:

Miss your contributions.

.... And I see your trouble

Thoniameek:


.... And I see your trouble

true son of my father.

sonOfLucifer:

true son of my father.

This guy misses 'religion' like kilode, as they say. The hungers of the heart are palpable.

urahara:


Loooooooooooooooooooool you are too funny

+100

@op what you should know is God exist, go and study other religion scripture, may be you will find hinduism interest to follow

Ruman:
@op what you should know is God exist, go and study other religion scripture, may be you will find hinduism interest to follow

Lol. The cows turned me off. Can't worship I eat.


Lalasticlala, what will it take to get a Satanic thread on frontpage. One for the year. I go tell Satan to bless you with better Jezebel.

Hehehehehe. All these athiests. Na when death come dem go sabi. Trust me, every knee will bow! And you are right. True Christians don't live in a democracy. We are part of a monarchy. Best believe that . Where my fellow kings at?