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Hilarious Facts About Naija by zubycharles(m): 10:28pm On Jan 10, 2016
WELCOME TO NIGERIA * Where sex is free and love is costly. * Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY. * Where, if you don't cheat on your partner, you are not sharp and smart. * Where Bathrooms have become photo STUDIO. * Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE. * Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates. * Where temples are turned into dating points. * Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is difficult. * Where lies are turned into realities. * Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV... * Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response. * Where people fear thieves, robbers & BokoHaram than God... * Where people go to Church with BB chargers rather than Bible. * Where guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex... * Where we have highest number of musician due to unemployment. * Where the higher your offense the lower your punishment and vice versa... * Where the number of Churches & Mosque are more than the worshipers... * Where we say "Up NEPA" more than we say "Praise THE LORD"... * Where a school drop-out politician is Ten Times richer and more respected than a Professor... * Where unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in support of the politicians who deprive them of employment & a good life... * Where someone who cannot speak English is given honorary Doctorate degrees....what a country
Re: Hilarious Facts About Naija by missingrib(f): 10:30pm On Jan 10, 2016
naija for life....
Re: Hilarious Facts About Naija by Wizlove(m): 10:31pm On Jan 10, 2016
It really sat indeed.
Re: Hilarious Facts About Naija by Khd95(m): 11:06pm On Jan 10, 2016
Fyi,number of mosques are not more than worshipers,its d noise making churches dat litter the whole neighborhoodtongue

in every naija street,ure sure gon count noting less than 5 churches

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