1.) Some girls are funny… They leave hair in
their arm- pits & shave their eyebrows.
# Biko What kind of farming system is that?
Hmmm...
2.) I vomit 2 times today in the presence of
my mom and she has been looking at me
somehow, should I remind her that am not
pregnant, that I'm a man??... # Ewo !!!
Nawaooo!!!!!!!!!
3.) The only warning Africans take seriously
is
*Low battery*
# TrueOrFalse??
4.) Just wondering what Methuselah was
doing on earth for 969 yrs without an
Android
phone and power bank…
That man strong. # I_Swear
5.) A Slay Queen At My Back During Lectures
Today Shouted "We Can't See Your Voice Sir,
Please Be Loudable''
I’m Still Waiting For My Turn To Faint Cause
We Are Fainting According To Our reg.
Number.
6.) I Have Been Fainting Since Yesterday
When This Girl Told Me She Fell From A Bike
And Broke Her Virginity.
# Kuku_Kill_Me .
7.) :
No one is more respectful than the person
who wants to borrow money ...... He/She
can even greet your dog ........ “Hello bingo,
how was your night......”
8.) That Moment When Your Father Calls You
"Stupid Boy" And You Mistakenly Reply "you
Nkor" My Brother Jejely Pack To The Next
Orphanage Near You....
9.) Your Pastor Has 6 Bodyguards And You
Only Have His Sticker On Your Car To Protect
You, Is Your Brain Paining You?
Lemme Come Nd Be Going?
10.) When you get married to a jealous
husband...
Husband: hello honey, were are u?
Wife: I'm in the church
Husband: give the phone to Jesus...
11.) Akpors Wife asked: What are u doing?
Akpors replied: am Killing mosquitoes?
Wife: How many did u kill?
Akpors: Total 5. Two females, 3 males.
Wife: How do u know their genders?
Akpors: 2 were near mirror and 3 near beer
bottle
Lemme come and be going
12.) Some guys will intentionally not put
chairs in their rooms so that when a lady
comes to visit, she will have no other option
than to sit on the bed. These are Minister of
Strategic planning and Bedmatic Affairs.
Innocent Chasm Observes. # AbiNoBeSo??
13.) Why do banks connect ropes to their
pens? We trust them with our money yet
they
can't trust us with common pen
Say no to banks and bring ur money Lemmi
keep for y'all. My pen is take away
14.) Who noticed??
Lagos babes no dey post pics again The
flood
don carry their makeup kit
15.) It's only Nigerian Police that will tell you:
“Oga Your plate Number is LAGOS what are
you doing in SOKOTO you are Under Arrest”.
# Lmao**
16.) All those Guyz making promises during
sex
How will u be promising one lady two
houses,
one helicopter and three cars while u’re
owing
mama Akara 500 hundred naira??
Bros, is ur brain paining u?
17.) # Palz!
I want to build a strong relationship, I have
bought cement what else do I need?
18.) That Moment You Take Your Ugly Friend
Along With You To Your Crush House
.
And She Be Like: "Oh My God!!! You Guys
Look Alike" # FADALURD_TakeMySoul **
19.) Black people think violence fixes
everything. You will find a person slapping a
remote control simply becoz it is not
working.
20.) That awkward moment you seated in
church beside your crush and your kid
broda
came running with #10 note towards you
and
says broda Mummy said I should give you
for
OFFERING..
.
Kukuma kill me… # Lol **
21.) When God Wanna Play Your Video On
Judgement Day, And It Shows Viewer
Discretion +18 Just Jejely Walk To Hell Fire
Straight.
22.) Government to remove pockets from
the
police uniform… Great idea right??
23.) It’s only in Nigeria you'll see a conductor
eating bread with Power horse...
For God's sake, it an energy drink, not
Lipton.

Hillarious... LWKM