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Woman Gets Revenge On Cheating Ex-husband. This Story Will Make You Laugh Hard by mayorski22(m): 7:13am On Jan 12, 2016 |
After 37 years of marriage, Jake dumped his wife for his young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multi-million dollar home. Since Jake had better lawyers, he prevailed. He gave Edith, his now ex-wife, just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes and crates. On the 2nd day, she had two movers come and collect her things. On the 3rd day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eared shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of all the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When Jake returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything- cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even replaced the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. Edith called Jake and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were the sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later, Jake and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home… Including the curtain rods. https://naijatootnow..co.ke/2016/01/woman-gets-revenge-on-cheating-ex.html?m=1 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Woman Gets Revenge On Cheating Ex-husband. This Story Will Make You Laugh Hard by omoplaycool(m): 7:15am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Okada fp please |
Re: Woman Gets Revenge On Cheating Ex-husband. This Story Will Make You Laugh Hard by lilkudos(m): 7:28am On Jan 12, 2016 |
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Re: Woman Gets Revenge On Cheating Ex-husband. This Story Will Make You Laugh Hard by frostland(m): 7:36am On Jan 12, 2016 |
this is what i call real woman,if Na some women dem go almost cry dem self to death |
Re: Woman Gets Revenge On Cheating Ex-husband. This Story Will Make You Laugh Hard by Nobody: 7:43am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Smart her. She's is #teamwastehisbrain |
Re: Woman Gets Revenge On Cheating Ex-husband. This Story Will Make You Laugh Hard by Khd95(m): 7:51am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Epic that woman deserves a medal nd some stars |
Re: Woman Gets Revenge On Cheating Ex-husband. This Story Will Make You Laugh Hard by MrHighSea: 7:59am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Vmobile...everywhr u go |
Re: Woman Gets Revenge On Cheating Ex-husband. This Story Will Make You Laugh Hard by spartoo: 8:21am On Jan 12, 2016 |
epic |
Re: Woman Gets Revenge On Cheating Ex-husband. This Story Will Make You Laugh Hard by amtaken(f): 8:31am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Lol smart woman. |
Re: Woman Gets Revenge On Cheating Ex-husband. This Story Will Make You Laugh Hard by F22RAPTOR(m): 8:52am On Jan 12, 2016 |
I say it that everybody is vengeful and vindictive, some people just know how to be subtle about it while some dont. |
Re: Woman Gets Revenge On Cheating Ex-husband. This Story Will Make You Laugh Hard by Zoe99(f): 11:08am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Including the curtain rods?!Geez!With the shrimp inside?The new house will stink too.This woman is really smart. |
Re: Woman Gets Revenge On Cheating Ex-husband. This Story Will Make You Laugh Hard by Zoe99(f): 11:08am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Including the curtain rods?!Geez!With the shrimp inside?The new house will stink too.This woman is really smart. Including the curtain rods?!Geez!With the shrimp inside?The new house will stink too.This woman is really smart. 1 Like |
Re: Woman Gets Revenge On Cheating Ex-husband. This Story Will Make You Laugh Hard by kennyman2000(m): 11:11am On Jan 12, 2016 |
This's what i call..... Baddest! |
Re: Woman Gets Revenge On Cheating Ex-husband. This Story Will Make You Laugh Hard by Nobody: 12:43pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Re: Woman Gets Revenge On Cheating Ex-husband. This Story Will Make You Laugh Hard by Creamish(f): 1:35pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Nothing like the good ol' wisdom. Always better than physical & verbal combat. 2 Likes |
Re: Woman Gets Revenge On Cheating Ex-husband. This Story Will Make You Laugh Hard by Nobody: 1:42pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Hahahaha I love this! 39yrs of marriage Karma at work again as they take the curtains with them |
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