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What Will U Do?? by Hadassahisbae(f): 5:52pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
In an oil company, a man was about to receive a
contract of N30 million when his wife called him
on phone.
On phone….
Wife: Woooooooooow, darling I have a very big
surprise for u, I can’t believe this.
Husband: wow, ok pls I will call u back, I’m about
to receive a contract of N30 million.
Wife: Darling, it’s a good news but this one is
very urgent pls come home now, pls it’s VERY
URGENT.
Husband: but I’m about to…
Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST ME.
Husband: em.. pls my wife just called me for an
urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go n come
bak quick.
Company: Well, if u leave, I’m afraid of what
might happen to d contract.
The man quickly went home…
Husband: (Seriously sweating): honey why dis
urgent surprise, when I was about to receive a
contract worth 30 million?
Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God has
finally answered our prayers.
Husband: R u pregnant?
Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy, if it’s
just pregnancy I wouldn’t have disturbed u in ur
contract.
Husband: Wow, so what’s d surprise?
Wife: (Being happy) Honey, I can’t believe this, u
knw we have been praying over 6 months now?
God has finally answered us. That Big RAT that
always disturb us in the kitchen is finally dead, I
called u to remove it, I’m afraid of
touching rats.
One Word For The Woman |
Re: What Will U Do?? by jopretty(f): 6:00pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Killjoy |
Re: What Will U Do?? by Nobody: 6:00pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Whens her funeral....I'd like to pay respect..... |
Re: What Will U Do?? by DriZee(m): 6:44pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Definitely a "weed" |
Re: What Will U Do?? by abuaoyen(f): 9:14am On Jan 13, 2016 |
She's insane |
Re: What Will U Do?? by killjoy(m): 9:35am On Jan 13, 2016 |
jopretty:what is it? |
Re: What Will U Do?? by AlexCk: 10:49am On Jan 18, 2016 |
Hadassahisbae:*faints!!!!!* |
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