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[b]how To Know If Your Mother Is A True Nigerian Woman[/b] by jkendy(m): 8:12pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A
NIGERIAN;
.
�� When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And
she replies, "Sorry
for yourself!"
.
�� When you ask her where you should drop
something and she says, “Drop it on my head."
.
�� When she brings food wrapped in a nylon
bag from a party.
.
�� When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.”
And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever
when you press
phone every night”
�� When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.” and she replies, “So the person that
took first has two heads abi?”
�� When she takes the DSTV remote to work,
just to punish you.
�� When you are watching television with her
and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want
you to change the channel.
�� When you tell her you are going to a
friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last
did that friend come here to play with you?
�� When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will
hear Ween.
�� When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or paper.
�� When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my
mother, so you will not kill me''.
�� When she calls you from your room
upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to
bring her
purse.
�� When you ask her to refund the money
you borrowed her and
she tells you, "All the food you have been eating
in the house
nko? Which money did you think was used in
buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful��
May God Almighty grant them Long life so dat
dey can eat d fruit of der Labour... Amen��
Kudos to all Naija Mums..
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Re: [b]how To Know If Your Mother Is A True Nigerian Woman[/b] by DaBullIT(m): 8:41pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
Stale You still invited a mod. For fp? Stop day dreaming 1 Like |
Re: [b]how To Know If Your Mother Is A True Nigerian Woman[/b] by Exponental(m): 10:31am On Jan 13, 2016 |
when you choose not to eat cos you are angry and feel cheated, then, she shares your food to others and ignores u. |
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