Y FUTA DIARY.
* You ask your friends..how far with reading? They said they haven't started...only to get to ETF or LT and find out they have a permanent sit.
* Lecturers telling you "buying my manual is not compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that buy.
* You graduate with 2.2 and be telling yourself. If it was to be Unilorin... I would have been a 2.1 graduate by now.
* SUG will organize a protest and those SUs will boycott it for lectures.
* If you think true love is the only thing that is hard to find...try looking for your HOD when you need his signature on a form.
* In FUTA, you don't need to go far for anything...right in your hostel you have an electrician, painter, carpenter, plumber (even a drug dealer).
* You're walking with a beautiful lady inside campus and before you know it...she has hugged like 15 guys.
* FUTA guys can configure free browsing on small Nokia torchlight phone. (I no mention Yahoo join o. Lol).
* Those fellowship people has turned our love gardens to prayer ground. U're enjoying your babe jeje-ly under that tree and they will just spoil your show with preaching & prayer. *sobs.
* You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats has been occupied by bags & books.
* Semester starts: meat pie and a bottle of smoove
Mid-semester: Futa bread and limca
Semester ending: garri don take over
* Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the board to write. Before he turns back-------class don full. Lol
* You receive your year one results and you give your life to Christ without preaching... Just like that!
*You've got automatic tickets to those babes when you have a car. I lie?
* It's always funny when exam supervisor says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop THE super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds. Haha
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