Mutuwa:


A guy got so high on weed, that he was searching
for his phone with the torchlight of the same
phone he was looking for.

He got so worried about the phone and was
almost in tears even his roommate,who was also
high, decided to join him in thesearch.

After 45 minutes of searching, his phone rang, he
picked the call and quickly replied the caller “I’ll
call you back, I’m looking for my phone ”

And he angrily ended the call and continued in
the search for the phone he just answered a call
with.

After a while, he then decided to use the same
phone to call his line and when he got the busy
network he turned to his roommate and said

“guy forget, that phone don lost, the person wey
thief am, don off am ”

SAY NO TO DRUGS!!!

Hahahahahhahahahha!
No be d phone lost,
Na d guy LOST big time!
...funny
#DoNoDrugs

So Zakzaky(an Hausa man)is still being held in detention, yet IPOB members are calling President Buhari all sorts of names for the continued detention of Nnamdi Kanu. I thought they said Buhari is a sectional leader, yet the likes of Dasuki, Yakassai and other Northern elements are being probed.

Una for block Road again na

Una for block Road again na mumu peolpe

For mi ehh i wish ds buari administration wat his wishes gudluck

Free El Zakzaky Album coming Soon. Anticipate.

TonyeBarcanista:
I still don't see the reason behind his continuous detention.



#FreeZakzaky

. The directive to detain him came from Saudi Arabia and The Sunni Muslims. What President Muhammadu Buhari has done is a violation of the Federal Constitution of Nigeria and against his oath of office. I advise the Islamic Movement of Nigeria to do the following: 1. Continue their peaceful protests. 2. Take legal action to demand for his release and 3. Take their case to the ICC without further delay, because the massacre of his followers is a crime against humanity. There are eye witness accounts and they are more credible than a video produced by the Nigerian Army. PMB has very bad advisers and he is repeating the terrible mistakes of former President Goodluck Jonathan and late President Umaru Yar'Adua. And those supporting the massacre are either paid agents of the ruling party and Sunni Muslims or idiots.

I can see some asshol(e)s are already mentioning IPOB in a thread where their name wasn't even mentioned or talked about. When they invade this thread now, you douchebags will begin calling Igbos all sort of names.

okay na!

I see no intimidating crowd like ipob their best is not good enough.........

goodlifehyd:
Humans are so funny, since they know how to arrange themselves on the road in orderly manner without disturbing movement of people why did they decide to turn deaf ears to the pleas of a whole COAS, the numbers of minutes used in telling Buratai and his men to turn back wouldn't be upto what would be used to pave way for them and avoid all this.

"Well them say head Wey go chop konk if e wear 10 caps Na Hin hand e go take off everything till e go begin receive better konk from all angles"

How dare you stole my comment?
A Yoruba man you must be, ur Adage

Orikinla:
. The directive to detain him came from Saudi Arabia and The Sunni Muslims. What President Muhammadu Buhari has done is a violation of the Federal Constitution of Nigeria and against his oath of office. I advise the Islamic Movement of Nigeria to do the following: 1. Continue their peaceful protests. 2. Take legal action to demand for his release and 3. Take their case to the ICC without further delay, because the massacre of his followers is a crime against humanity. There are eye witness accounts and they are more credible than a video produced by the Nigerian Army. PMB has very bad advisers and he is repeating the terrible mistakes of former President Goodluck Jonathan and late President Umaru Yar'Adua. And those supporting the massacre are either paid agents of the ruling party and Sunni Muslims or idiots.

Unbiased words

goodlifehyd:
Humans are so funny, since they know how to arrange themselves on the road in orderly manner without disturbing movement of people why did they decide to turn deaf ears to the pleas of a whole COAS, the numbers of minutes used in telling Buratai and his men to turn back wouldn't be upto what would be used to pave way for them and avoid all this.

"Well them say head Wey go chop konk if e wear 10 caps Na Hin hand e go take off everything till e go begin receive better konk from all angles"

What of the military invasion of their homes, did they also block road the day their leader was whisked away by army in pool of his own blood with a wheel barrow ..

sometimes we need to say things as they are ..

Again all d ppl dragging ipob into what does nt concern them have bn totally ignored. Be patient until ipob thread comes, lets meet there

does it mean that those in bauchi are more decent protesters compared to the ipob protesters, for the sake of that gentle match free zaky or what is he calld msef

Shuo! Dem still they hung to die? Na wa for these Bokis

drss:
A wise man once said; ''As soon as man assumes a position of power, his true nature will manifest''.
only in nigeria where close to 1000 shiites were massacred, n d president never uttered a single word of condolence to victims, not even sorry to families of those who lost beloved ones.
n shiite leader is currently down with several bullets, no thanks to buari's coas. same zakzaky buari dullard went begging for votes.

lolz, mr man u r very funny...so make buhari go pay condolence visit..lolz

goodlifehyd:
Humans are so funny, since they know how to arrange themselves on the road in orderly manner without disturbing movement of people why did they decide to turn deaf ears to the pleas of a whole COAS, the numbers of minutes used in telling Buratai and his men to turn back wouldn't be upto what would be used to pave way for them and avoid all this.

"Well them say head Wey go chop konk if e wear 10 caps Na Hin hand e go take off everything till e go begin receive better konk from all angles"

Ow far guy

That he is been held is not new. Or that is members were massacred is new also. Yesterday people were massacred in Aba by this same Nigerian soldiers. The proplem we have in God forsaken Nigeria is that people turn blind eye when evil is growing just because it affected a person you hate.