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Describe This Dean In One Sentence. by olu1759(m): 6:56pm On Jan 18, 2016
Three University students didn't write an exam. They had gone for a friend's birthday party the previous night and drank themselves to stupor, so they had a hangover and woke up in the afternoon of the following day. They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease then went to see the Dean. "Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to the exam. We attended a wedding and on our way back, the car broke down. We became this dirty while trying to fix the car, as you can see." The Dean understood and gave them three days to prepare. After three days, they went to the Dean, very ready for the exam because they had studied very hard to make up for their carelessness. They were certain they would pass the exam. The Dean put them in there separate classes. There were only four questions in the exam paper: 1. Who and who got married? (25 mks) 2. Where was the reception held? (25mks) 3. Where exactly did the car break down? (25mks) 4. What type of car broke down? (25mks) Note: Your answers must be the same. Good luck! Hehehehe... Describe The Dean.
Re: Describe This Dean In One Sentence. by tottinova: 8:04pm On Jan 18, 2016
The dean has watched sherlock holmes
Re: Describe This Dean In One Sentence. by queenstl(f): 9:18pm On Jan 18, 2016

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