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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 12:51pm On Aug 24, 2020
Adelion:


Oga sikowitz
Oga ugo
Oga dammysmart
and co.
Help me with diz my problem that have been pondering about.
I did not pass waec grin in my secondary school(Cssi) so i did waec(GCE) and i have the original certificate. So now in situation where u to upload your ssce certificate i uploaded d certificate. So when i make to screening and facing the board or maybe during certificate screening HOPE THEY WILL NOT ASK OF MY COMMAND CERTIFICATE cause i dont have and i misplaced my testimonial.....what's your say on diz you all

VICTORY IS FROM GOD ALONE
lol they will just verify your GCE... they have no business with school testimonials...since you have your original gce thats all

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kingkmo(m): 12:56pm On Aug 24, 2020
jakeFrost:
pls how did you solve these problem cos am having the same isssue
I couldn't solve it o, it submitted and changed to Etsako central instead of Etsako west
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sbashir10(m): 1:01pm On Aug 24, 2020
sikowitz17:
Bro I think you meant to say 500 instead of 5000... must be a mistake.. cos I know it’s 500 sit-ups and 700 push-ups

But, wait abeg like 700 push up( press up) with your palms on the floor while thrusting up and down? Is that not too much for human being? Haba

500 sit up too? On a stretch abi, you'll be doing like 20, 30, 50 like that at intervals?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 1:22pm On Aug 24, 2020
sbashir10:


But, wait abeg like 700 push up( press up) with your palms on the floor while thrusting up and down? Is that not too much for human being? Haba

500 sit up too? On a stretch abi, you'll be doing like 20, 30, 50 like that at intervals?
when you get to nda.... start explaining to them that it’s not possible and that you can be doing 20,30, and 50 at intervals
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sbashir10(m): 1:36pm On Aug 24, 2020
sikowitz17:
when you get to nda.... start explaining to them that it’s not possible and that you can be doing 20,30, and 50 at intervals

By God grace, sarham will not be there next year, since his own method is too rigid. That 700 and 500 will not be SSC 47 portion. Thank you.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 1:37pm On Aug 24, 2020
sbashir10:


By God grace, sarham will not be there next year, since his own method is too rigid. That 700 and 500 will not be SSC 47 portion. Thank you.
lol mans hasn’t even stayed 4 years... he only just got there before 46 resumed training lol....this prayer get kayleg
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kachi11061998(m): 1:47pm On Aug 24, 2020
shamack:
From my observations I see we have fewer ppl applying for SSC than DSSC.

A friend that just started his reg now has an application number of 640+....

But DSSC already has a thousand plus

Pls are they uploading waec and other cert.. or u will type ur qualifications.. i want to know
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jelraj(m): 2:16pm On Aug 24, 2020
sikowitz17:
when you get to nda.... start explaining to them that it’s not possible and that you can be doing 20,30, and 50 at intervals
Lol
I can only manage 55 push ups now

Imagine hearing 700 shocked
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Dotmax53: 2:16pm On Aug 24, 2020
Please urgent response, I Finish my Tertiary studies as at April 2014 and rounded up my Nysc at Nov 2015. Am i stil qualified to apply for SSC corps please? Experience people should urgently contribute
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jelraj(m): 2:18pm On Aug 24, 2020
sikowitz17:
6th day and ssc just hit 700+ applications
Lol
As expected..

SSC may not be upto 3000 this year
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 3:14pm On Aug 24, 2020
jelraj:

Lol
I can only manage 55 push ups now

Imagine hearing 700 shocked
i can’t even do 20...

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 3:15pm On Aug 24, 2020
But I know after the 3.2km race, you’ll be given 60 seconds to do as many sit-ups and push-ups that you can.. the goal is to do atleast 50 for each
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jakeFrost: 3:27pm On Aug 24, 2020
Kingkmo:

I couldn't solve it o, it submitted and changed to Etsako central instead of Etsako west
Okay, did you continue pressing the save & continue untill it was submitted
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Judah95(m): 4:17pm On Aug 24, 2020
Guys, since I clicked *SAVE AND CONTINUE* button on the portal, I have not been able to edit my application for about 3 days. I got a pending document and was about to upload it on the Portal only to see a statement written "YOU CAN'T EDIT SINCE YOU HAVE SUBMITTED'.
I have contacted Nigeria Army on Facebook and phone calls, they asked for my name and email address, only to tell me 'my name is not on the list'. I just don't understand them.

I didn't submit anything at all.Only to save and continue. Please What do you advice ?

Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jelraj(m): 4:23pm On Aug 24, 2020
sikowitz17:
But I know after the 3.2km race, you’ll be given 60 seconds to do as many sit-ups and push-ups that you can.. the goal is to do atleast 50 for each
That sit-up is the problem for me

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 4:28pm On Aug 24, 2020
Judah95:
Guys, since I clicked *SAVE AND CONTINUE* button on the portal, I have not been able to edit my application for about 3 days. I got a pending document and was about to upload it on the Portal only to see a statement written "YOU CAN'T EDIT SINCE YOU HAVE SUBMITTED'.
I have contacted Nigeria Army on Facebook and phone calls, they asked for my name and email address, only to tell me 'my name is not on the list'. I just don't understand them.

I didn't submit anything at all.Only to save and continue. Please What do you advice ?

try to continue on another device

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 4:48pm On Aug 24, 2020
Judah95:
Guys, since I clicked *SAVE AND CONTINUE* button on the portal, I have not been able to edit my application for about 3 days. I got a pending document and was about to upload it on the Portal only to see a statement written "YOU CAN'T EDIT SINCE YOU HAVE SUBMITTED'.
I have contacted Nigeria Army on Facebook and phone calls, they asked for my name and email address, only to tell me 'my name is not on the list'. I just don't understand them.

I didn't submit anything at all.Only to save and continue. Please What do you advice ?

Use Google Chrome
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Elsueno: 5:22pm On Aug 24, 2020
They are applying for DSSC because most believe, DSSC na office job and chilaxing in A.C.. As in they won't go to the front line. Omoh some people no dey watch news about what's going in the country

LMAO, them go shock when they final see thier postings gringrin
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Judah95(m): 5:24pm On Aug 24, 2020
ugo4u:

Use Google Chrome

Issue has been resolved. Thanks bro
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Judah95(m): 5:27pm On Aug 24, 2020
sikowitz17:
try to continue on another device

Issue solved. Thanks bro.

So, I printed the photo card, declaration and attestation document required for referees in Local Government and Military. When would this document need to be submitted
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jelraj(m): 6:21pm On Aug 24, 2020
Elsueno:
They are applying for DSSC because most believe, DSSC na office job and chilaxing in A.C.. As in they won't go to the front line. Omoh some people no dey watch news about what's going in the country

LMAO, them go shock when they final see thier postings gringrin
He go funny die grin
Na starched khaki them wan wear

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Dannyhonda(m): 6:29pm On Aug 24, 2020
I just confirmed something that they will still shortlist people for exam again, how true?

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by damibjs: 6:32pm On Aug 24, 2020
Yes
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prospect048: 6:36pm On Aug 24, 2020
Dannyhonda:
I just confirmed something that they will still shortlist people for exam again, how true?
yes na, e dey the advert na
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 6:44pm On Aug 24, 2020
Dannyhonda:
I just confirmed something that they will still shortlist people for exam again, how true?
lol you thought it’s everybody that will write exam? It’s from that first list that’ll you see people vexing on Nairaland...we should just pray we make the first and second list

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by TheWizPhoenix(m): 6:44pm On Aug 24, 2020
Elsueno:
They are applying for DSSC because most believe, DSSC na office job and chilaxing in A.C.. As in they won't go to the front line. Omoh some people no dey watch news about what's going in the country

LMAO, them go shock when they final see thier postings gringrin

And there's also the age factor in the case of a lot of people. Even people who intend to tweak their age are limited by the whole post secondary certificates pegged at 2015 and also the year of SSCE can also be a limiting factor in terms of how many years one can reduce.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Dannyhonda(m): 6:59pm On Aug 24, 2020
I swear na wetin i dey reason before o, 3 stages before u enter chai
sikowitz17:
lol you thought it’s everybody that will write exam? It’s from that first list that’ll you see people vexing on Nairaland...we should just pray we make the first and second list
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Dannyhonda(m): 6:59pm On Aug 24, 2020
Make i go read am again
Prospect048:
yes na, e dey the advert na
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Ramirezsarki(m): 7:00pm On Aug 24, 2020
Those of us wey HBP comot us for last board, if u most chop garlic or moringa, better start now, if you know you know grin
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 7:55pm On Aug 24, 2020
Ramirezsarki:
Those of us wey HBP comot us for last board, if u most chop garlic or moringa, better start now, if you know you know grin
lol bro most of us didn’t have that shit... the guy that told me my bp was high sef was confused... I’ll tell you something here... the real reason I and most of the guys from my state didn’t get in last time... my state has the highest number of females shortlisted, Cos board president and secretary was from my state.. 9 ladies were shortlisted and 8 got in.. because they decided to help all... out of let’s say 12 per state.. the odds were already in their favor.. I never had any bp issues.. at the same time, most of the guys that they told had it did a test outside the academy for #30... it was all normal.. so I just took it that it wasn’t Gods time yet.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:08pm On Aug 24, 2020
For those that have never gone for screening before there are a lot of factors that can make or mar you during the exercise...study the people shortlisted from your state... the ones with actual connections are usually the ones that hardly talk... oh and there’d be a lot of loud guys bragging and trying to make you think they know all..
Never argue with the medical examiners... try your best possible to be polite as they would randomly say stuffs that can get you very angry...one even touched a candidates boobs in my presence and the girl smiled it off...they can Bleep you up big time...
Don’t reason all soldier as useless... as unimportant as you thing corporal Ibrahim is, help can come from anywhere...believe it or not candidates come to form one thing there, constantly arguing with authorities..

Always try to find favor... if rsm says cut your hair, cut it and go show him that you cut it... you’ll think it’s insignificant but rsm has already marked your face for good..

Don’t buy any soldiers job... once they start to discuss you, mhennnn

Find original salala

It won’t be stipulated but please buy white sneakers... you can be forming they didn’t specify.. dem dey notice you...

Cut yourself gegemu... even doe I won’t cut my own... I’ll hide it with face mask

Limit friendships... your states men dey consciously or unconsciously find weak points... thy will snitch on you... course 45 that they didn’t allow us use phones during screening, there were snitching everywhere hoping that they’d be evicted from camp to increase chances..

Finally that I can remember don’t buy officers job..if they accuse you of something, explain respectfully and smile.. they will rubbish, bullshit, and talk to you anyhow... remember you cane there to pass..

Oh and when you leave every medical check, say thank you and smile to the medical people... believe it or not, that warm greeting fit make dem cancel something that they’ve discovered... chow!

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Ramirezsarki(m): 8:10pm On Aug 24, 2020
sikowitz17:
lol bro most of us didn’t have that shit... the guy that told me my bp was high sef was confused... I’ll tell you something here... the real reason I and most of the guys from my state didn’t get in last time... my state has the highest number of females shortlisted, Cos board president and secretary was from my state.. 9 ladies were shortlisted and 8 got in.. because they decided to help all... out of let’s say 12 per state.. the odds were already in their favor.. I never had any bp issues.. at the same time, most of the guys that they told had it did a test outside the academy for #30... it was all normal.. so I just took it that it wasn’t Gods time yet.
Like seriously 8 ladies got in..... Oboi, e favor them b that

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