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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 9:22pm On Oct 06, 2020
sikowitz17:
Only final list is arranged in regions for army.. since this is the first time for exams, so I guess that’s how they decided to do it
Probably

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:26pm On Oct 06, 2020
My own be say if list commot, make God help me make I see my name..

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sbashir10(m): 9:28pm On Oct 06, 2020
KingAzubuike:

Katsina road Na kdtown guy you be niyen.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 9:56pm On Oct 06, 2020
sikowitz17:
My own be say if list commot, make God help me make I see my name..
You will bro. If not for any thing your contributions and consistency in this thread. He will reward you with success.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:57pm On Oct 06, 2020
Postanalyser:

You will bro. If not for any thing your contributions and consistency in this thread. He will reward you with success.
Amen oooo

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by damibjs: 9:59pm On Oct 06, 2020
The list mite be coming out this week.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Postanalyser: 10:06pm On Oct 06, 2020
sikowitz17:
Course 46 won’t be going to jaji after.. they’ll be going to yobe or serti
Taraba state

Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by NewDelhi(m): 10:12pm On Oct 06, 2020
jelraj:

Is there any way to avoid these terma 3 boys...
Like obeying all instructions without question
No bro. This below is just a tip of what you'll experience.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPxVyWoHB2s

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by NewDelhi(m): 10:13pm On Oct 06, 2020

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by softguy1: 10:14pm On Oct 06, 2020
Bifrost:


grin I dey your back. Me sef go like retire in peace to my village, come begin settle land matter grin

So na land matter you go wan dey settle?
This ma guy self grin grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by NewDelhi(m): 10:16pm On Oct 06, 2020
Now I understand why they said some fresh NDA cadets died. The second one is inhumane if you ask me. They were even stoning them like wtf shocked.. Some of them go be like who send me message come NDA like this? I for know I for jejely go study my fisheries and aqua culture for unical grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Elsueno: 10:31pm On Oct 06, 2020
Arisukuni:
To who it May concern!

If you are a prospective Soldier or officer, you see that Bastard that wants to go and die in Battle grin, Peradventure after training, you are posted to same unit with the Bastard grin , please mark his face, no follow him enter bush or war front o., make hin no go use hin own affect Una own o, To be fore warned is to before harmed grin. Only him should go and die in Battle!

People like that don't die easily woh, They have sharp survival instinct grin Usually they aim to kill as much as possible before they die, so they try as much as possible to kill as many as possible before they fall. But they always end up surviving most of D time cheesy

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuadrilAyinde(m): 10:36pm On Oct 06, 2020
NewDelhi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CVaPbXKGys
Heeheehee grin grin grin grin

Clown.. Sir
Clown.. Sir
Cockroach.. Sir
Gorilla.. Sir

Chai, see suffering, no be small

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by odimbannamdi(m): 10:36pm On Oct 06, 2020
damibjs:


Blowing of pot straightened ur neck bone... Datz why u see most soldiers make use of Head butting during fighting.

If nah DSSC.... Sit on ur head not more dan 2hours as the cas may be... But if na SSC... Obio.... Doz guyz dey try i beg....zero ur mind... SSC guyz gallant die.

Mind u... Not all barracks are dirty... If i mention my own obio... U go like to come serve here.

Its all barracks children are seen playing around... Except sm few officers quarters.

Hello sir.

Do you have any medical source to corroborate the emboldened statement you made.

While you are at it, do you know that there are two kind of bones, which are extensions of the spinal cord, in your neck - Atlas and Axis. One is helps your neck rotate, while the other helps you nod your head. They are both connected by a cartilage that could snap if significant pressure is applied to it.

That job is gruesome. The fact that cadets do it and get away does it make it less gruesome. A course 46 cadet died in that position. I wish they will just scrap it for real.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by softguy1: 10:36pm On Oct 06, 2020
sikowitz17:
My own be say if list commot, make God help me make I see my name..

God will help you brother
Including ugo4u and many others you guys are really trying.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 10:38pm On Oct 06, 2020
NewDelhi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CVaPbXKGys
lol these guys are captains now.. the ones being watered.. I recognized a few faces..SSC watering isn’t like this.. it’s more brutal than this..

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by oscarfrosh: 10:40pm On Oct 06, 2020
NewDelhi:

No bro. This below is just a tip of what you'll experience.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPxVyWoHB2s
Parallel hanging na die ooo
Some of us our modas will cry but we'll never give up until we hang the pip, morale go high by then

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 10:42pm On Oct 06, 2020
oscarfrosh:

Parallel hanging na die ooo
Some of us our modas will cry but we'll never give up until we hang the pip, morale go high by then
Terma 5 sef Dey cry for job.. who are we!

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by oscarfrosh: 10:44pm On Oct 06, 2020
NewDelhi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CVaPbXKGys
Watering parade bad oo. I prefer flogging to watering parade

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by oscarfrosh: 10:48pm On Oct 06, 2020
NewDelhi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CVaPbXKGys
If you want to collect rod on your bumbum don't put your hand o, if not it will break

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by oscarfrosh: 10:54pm On Oct 06, 2020
NewDelhi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CVaPbXKGys
This guys are the appointment holders, to that my friend Quadratic equation grin Abi what's that your name Quadril, appointment holders must suffer first before they hang the golden flashes.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by oscarfrosh: 10:55pm On Oct 06, 2020
sikowitz17:
Terma 5 sef Dey cry for job.. who are we!
Am telling you
We're nothing but clowns grin grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 10:58pm On Oct 06, 2020
sikowitz17:
we suppose create WhatsApp group for them.. make dem Dey discuss where and how bullet go take kill them.. maybe na head shot or stomach shot.. I remember am ooo..

He shock me, no be lie o

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 11:01pm On Oct 06, 2020
Nwaotu10:


Go and sit down, clown!

What's wrong in saying that I want to die in battle? I said I want to die in battle and I mean it.

Stop telling me that twaddle of mouth having powers and mumbo jumbo! Nonsense!!

Oh! Boy, dis is serious o!!! Guy, for your sake, I forbid it for you.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuadrilAyinde(m): 11:04pm On Oct 06, 2020
oscarfrosh:

This guys are the appointment holders, to that my friend Quadratic equation grin Abi what's that your name Quadril, appointment holders must suffer first before they hang the golden flashes.
God help them and their Appointments then... Las Las God no go shame us

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 11:06pm On Oct 06, 2020
NihiIist:
I have a few questions to ask

Why is it that the official uniform (green ) of those NCOs are usually very faded and not sparkling. How many pair do they give them and for how long do they expect them to wear it. Some of them wear that thing for more than 10 years yet the army does nothing about that.

Secondly during training, the blowing of pot (sitting of head torture). I call it torture because I don't see it as training. For how many hours do these guys blow pot straight?


Lastly why be say army barracks just be like police barracks? Very dirty, crowded, too many children playing around , prostitution etc. Can't they take a cue from the airforce and navy?

Barracks different oh! Like 102 battalion in Enugu (I think it's 105, dunno), dey get sides for NCOs n Commissioned officers. D officers sides fresh.
It's usually d NCOs dat r neglected, n I pray n hope army looks into it.

Airforce is currently looking into dat (accomodations for their NCOs). Like dis year alone, Dem done Commissioned accommodations reach 6

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 11:09pm On Oct 06, 2020
Bifrost:


grin I dey your back. Me sef go like retire in peace to my village, come begin settle land matter grin

Settle land matter, d follow give advise to youngsters of that generation grin grin grin.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 11:10pm On Oct 06, 2020
sikowitz17:
lol me I’m not going to die man.. I’m going to be GOC and retire in peace To my village

Me too o. In Jesus name. Amen.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mugiwaraluffy: 1:20am On Oct 07, 2020
Elsueno:


People like that don't die easily woh, They have sharp survival instinct grin Usually they aim to kill as much as possible before they die, so they try as much as possible to kill as many as possible before they fall. But they always end up surviving most of D time cheesy
Eg Luffy

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 1:43am On Oct 07, 2020
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 5:43am On Oct 07, 2020
Shinfaks:


Oh my God! Have you ever experienced it? That thing is hell!!!
Dont worry.. you won’t die.. just almost..
My general advice, when watering starts, try not to move so much except for when you are rolling from one side to the other.. the water can tear your back if you keep moving to control the impact of the water on your back
2.. the cadets would want to water you say like 7-12 times.. if you do hard guy and don’t cry or roll around, it can double to 20+.. if they believe you can take it, they will want to do till you get to your breaking point...
3.. when they file us out for watering parade, wear thick boxers.. maybe even 2 or 3..
4.. don’t approach a cadet that knows you or you’re familiar with for watering... you’ll regret it..
5..it’s only 9 months and Sarham is still there..prepare for this watering parade from 1st week and it’ll last for hours...after which proper jobbing will commence..
6.. start training your wrists by pushing weights(pushing it with your hands almost close together and not wide apart)... it’ll help you when you start hanging up.
7..if e sure for you, buy slippers now and start practicing with anti plant...
8... the best time to have started running your 3.20kms was early this year.. if you are waiting for list before you start you will be on your own..
9..try your best possible to not buy job for your course mates.. they can press your neck in the night lol.
10.. nothing like sleep in the academy! Enjoy it now..from screening you’ll understand
11.. Expectations create disappointments.. don’t expect anything when you get in.. just live life there everyday as it comes and pray! 9 months will feel like 9 years but it’s not entirely a time of suffering.. there’d Be time for laughs, fun that you create amidst yourselves, etc.
Add your own academy survival advice u see this post..

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