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| I think its God! by Allenpowered(m): 6:53pm On May 24, 2005 |
I saw this somewhere and I hope you guys would enjoy it A chauffeur was waiting at a New York airport to pick up the Pope. His plane finally arrives and the chauffeur opens the rear limo door for his Holiness and begins loading his bags into the boot. After he finishes he notices that the Pope is still standing in the car park so he asks ‘Why have you not got in, your Holiness?’ To which the Pope replies ‘I was wondering if I could drive. The Cardinals don’t let me drive in the Vatican and I enjoy it so.’ The chauffeur, not wanting to argue with the Pope, reluctantly gets into the back seat himself. Then, to his horror, the Pope floors it out of the airport and onto the motorway, doing twice the speed limit. It wasn’t long before a police patrol bike orders them to pull over. After the Pope had wound down his window, the patrol officer takes one look and goes back to his bike to radio his senior officer. ‘Sir, I caught someone speeding.’ ‘Well, haul them in them’. ‘It’s not that simple sir, it’s someone famous.’ ‘Who? The mayor?’ ‘No sir’. ‘The president?’ ‘No, Sir. I think it’s God, sir.’ ‘WHAT! Why do you think that?’ ‘Well sir, he’s got the Pope as his limo driver.’ |
| Re: I think its God! by Chigszy(f): 7:14pm On May 24, 2005 |
Men Allenpowered that was a good one!! got me cracked up!!  |
| Re: I think its God! by hotpikin(f): 9:37pm On May 24, 2005 |
LMAO! craaaazzzzzzzzyyyy! |
| Re: I think its God! by kemmy(f): 10:19am On Jun 16, 2005 |
Ha........ Ha..................Hmn................Ha................Ha................Hmn............Ha..............I can't stop laffing........! |
| Re: I think its God! by hotangel2(f): 6:56am On Jun 26, 2005 |
hehe...funny. |
| Re: I think its God! by eveseh(f): 3:48pm On May 21, 2006 |
hehehehehe,lol |
| Re: I think its God! by Immortalme(m): 4:03pm On May 21, 2006 |
Haha hehehe |
| Re: I think its God! by diddy4(m): 4:25pm On May 21, 2006 |
ok this is funny, really funny.  |
| Re: I think its God! by spikelord(m): 8:50pm On May 21, 2006 |
| Hahahahaha |
| Re: I think its God! by kamsy(f): 1:51pm On Jun 05, 2006 |
 hm |
| Re: I think its God! by micklplus(m): 2:13pm On Jun 05, 2006 |
very funny ! Cheers |
| Re: I think its God! by cheekee(f): 12:26pm On Jun 22, 2006 |
hehehe |
| Re: I think its God! by jaguda(m): 1:01pm On Jun 22, 2006 |
[color=#000099][/color]lololololololololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllllllll |
| Re: I think its God! by Oracle(m): 12:11am On Aug 24, 2006 |
I've seen this one before but itz still funny |
| Re: I think its God! by tripdizle(m): 6:01pm On Aug 24, 2006 |
allenpower, you would have said the same thing if you were the one.But i feel the stuff the guy blive say if POPE dey drive den for sure na God dey for owners corner.  |
| Re: I think its God! by enugu(f): 9:56pm On Aug 24, 2006 |
allenpower Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!! I needed that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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