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Short Jokes by diddy4(m): 3:12am On Apr 26, 2006 |
What four animals does a woman like to have in her house? A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all. Girl: Do you believe in puppy love? Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small. Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me". Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!" When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Love thy neighbor all through the day, but first make sure her husband's away! Wife: Give me some money. I want to buy a bra. Husband: Why? You have nothing to put in it! Wife: You wear shorts! |
Re: Short Jokes by clemsonfan(m): 1:47pm On Apr 27, 2006 |
Pretty funny man, try this one {How do you get 4 gay men on a bar stool? ANSWER: Turn the Stool Upside down!} |
Re: Short Jokes by O4real(m): 1:51pm On Apr 27, 2006 |
Re: Short Jokes by spikelord(m): 2:04pm On Apr 27, 2006 |
Haha |
Re: Short Jokes by dondee2(m): 1:48pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
wow!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Short Jokes by clemcykul(f): 4:18pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
lol |
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