1.
John: Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune?
Jane: No dear. I would love u no matter who left you the money!

2.
"When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I am babe so I play with boys!!"

3.
"If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It’s not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used."

4.
Question: Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Ans: Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

5.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

6.
"Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You’re lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar."

7.
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in your hands everyday.
Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.

Rt if you grab it...

funny... been a while I enjoyed real jokes.. tnks op