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Joke about Male circumcision by Greatpeter(m): 8:02am On Nov 08, 2005 |
Use the right words I title this joke "Use the right words" Some have paid heavily for not doing so. A man walked into hospital to consult a doctor. Hear the conversation: The man: Hello doctor! Doctor: Hi! can I help you? The man: Yeah! I came here for a help. Doctor: You are welcome. The man: Please I want to be castrated. Doctor: What! Are you out of your mind? The man: No sir, If I am I won't be here talking to you like a gentle man. Doctor: Well, go and think about it and later come back. The man: There is nothing to think about, this is my 33rd year on earth. So I know what is good for me and I can't be carrying about this thing like this. I just want it cut away. Doctor: well young man, it is against my profession and I won't do it for you. Let me show you in this textbook the implication of what you're about to do and..... The man: Interrupted the doctor and said, Neither you nor textbook can change my mind. I've got money to pay you any amount you billed me. The doctor: Well I have patients outside, please if you need it at all cost get this bill and pay prompt to the cashier. Then come back and sign this consent form. The man: "Now walked and paid the bill and later signed the consent form. He was prepared and the surgery was finally done. He was admitted on bed with drips, on the second day, he opted to go outside just to st row around. He was permitted and as he was walking like a crab he saw another man walking like his. He was surprised and said "may be this man did what he did too. He asked him, "Is like you did thesame operation I did? The other man replied "yes since I was born, 30years ago my parents did not circumcise me so I decided to come here for it. The man: Now shouted "Eh circumcision is the word! Doctor doctor it was circumcision and not castration. He ran to doctors office, and yelled "Doctor I wanted to do circumcision and not castration!" The doctor: But I told you it's irreversible and I tried to convince you but you wouldn't listen to me. There's absolutely nothing can be done, just go in this might and be a man. The man: Be a man! When what makes me a man has been cut off? The man started and no one could help him for the damages. Please always use the right words. |
Re: Joke about Male circumcision by mckaycee(m): 9:25am On Nov 08, 2005 |
My brother, you got it all right there, MAKE UNA DEY USE THE RIGHT WORDS, EH..EH.. to avoid being castrated may be in the mouth or...... |
Re: Joke about Male circumcision by layi(m): 10:46am On Nov 08, 2005 |
I love it. |
Re: Joke about Male circumcision by fabian(f): 11:44am On Nov 08, 2005 |
Yepa! Baa, Baa, bad for the guy! |
Re: Joke about Male circumcision by snowsdream(f): 1:47pm On Nov 08, 2005 |
it is interesting |
Re: Joke about Male circumcision by Brownsuga(f): 3:46pm On Sep 22, 2006 |
ooouch painfully funny |
Re: Joke about Male circumcision by EmemJU(f): 6:40pm On Sep 22, 2006 |
Ouch! That hurts. |
Re: Joke about Male circumcision by EmemJU(f): 6:43pm On Sep 22, 2006 |
Ouch! That hurts. |
Re: Joke about Male circumcision by Oracle(m): 2:39am On Sep 25, 2006 |
it really hurts |
Re: Joke about Male circumcision by jmkbond(f): 8:36am On Apr 04, 2009 |
he is as good as dead |
Re: Joke about Male circumcision by clemcykul(f): 1:57pm On Apr 04, 2009 |
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Re: Joke about Male circumcision by jmkbond(f): 3:22pm On Apr 04, 2009 |
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Re: Joke about Male circumcision by donsponky(m): 4:26pm On Apr 04, 2009 |
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Re: Joke about Male circumcision by larayat(f): 5:37pm On Apr 04, 2009 |
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Re: Joke about Male circumcision by jmkbond(f): 9:44pm On Apr 04, 2009 |
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Re: Joke about Male circumcision by jamace(m): 7:59am On Apr 05, 2009 |
The man is finished. No more enjoyment. |
Re: Joke about Male circumcision by jmkbond(f): 9:21pm On Apr 05, 2009 |
god oo |
Re: Joke about Male circumcision by Lolabbey: 11:17am On Apr 07, 2009 |
dis joke is hilarious |
Re: Joke about Male circumcision by aristole(m): 2:43pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
Ds joke is C nd P |
Re: Joke about Male circumcision by Lolabbey: 2:46pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
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Re: Joke about Male circumcision by jmkbond(f): 10:26pm On Apr 07, 2009 |
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Re: Joke about Male circumcision by romsky: 9:14am On Apr 08, 2009 |
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Re: Joke about Male circumcision by clemcykul(f): 10:24am On Apr 08, 2009 |
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Re: Joke about Male circumcision by Lolabbey: 5:38pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
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Re: Joke about Male circumcision by AmAlone: 6:02pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
Rolling and Lauging |
Re: Joke about Male circumcision by clemcykul(f): 11:06am On Apr 09, 2009 |
gedd up dear, cnt afford to wash this cloth uve been wearing for six months now |
Re: Joke about Male circumcision by etaurus(m): 3:27pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
Serves him right. Iba! Na small thing. |
Re: Joke about Male circumcision by Lolabbey: 3:31pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
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Re: Joke about Male circumcision by etaurus(m): 5:31pm On May 27, 2009 |
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Re: Joke about Male circumcision by Lolabbey: 10:27am On May 28, 2009 |
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Re: Joke about Male circumcision by sylve11: 11:58am On May 28, 2009 |
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Re: Joke about Male circumcision by gogogooo: 3:07am On Jul 15, 2009 |
Be careful, this joke is a manipulation to make you think circumcision isn't that terrible. Don't foreget something however : circumcision isn't as extreme as castration, but it's still a mutilation. |
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