Consequent to Tuface’s recent revelation that he once used marijuana, the NDLEA (National Drug Law Enforcement Agency) has announced that they are considering his arrest. In a statement by the NDLEA Spokesperson, he said

“We have never had this kind of case before where someone comes on television and starts to implicate himself. Normally we rely on tip-off for our kind of work, but when someone comes out to say ‘I have been smoking igbo (marijuana), what do you do?

“It is like a politician coming on Bisi Olatilo show and saying ‘I have been rigging election in the past.’ Will we investigate him? or arrest him? or will we just let him go like that?

“And to make matters worse, when we were collecting our evidence, we got hint that he appeared on one foreign, American show like that; Monica show, or Money show, or something like that.

“When we watched the video, Mr 2Face was the only one wearing shades in the studio throughout. Why? Why will he be wearing shade during interview and saying ‘yes o, yes o’ to the akata (black American) woman interviewing him?

“We really don’t know how to proceed with this one.”

READ MORE: http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/NDLEA-debates-whether-to-arrest-2Face-Idibia

What?

I don't know the laws in Nigeria about marijuana. But shouldn't you be in possession (with an intent to distribute) of marijuana before getting arrested.

Yes o. My rugged 2baba, we go dey smoke our thing dey go. If dem no like arm, make dem go hug transformer na. Me, myself, music and marijuana. Dat spec dey represent.

LOL! This is a satirical piece first written and published by www.wazobiareport.com:

NDLEA debates whether to arrest 2Face Idibia:
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It is not true o! If only reporters will do their work properly before reporting falsehood.

As for Wazobiareport.com, the site states clearly that stories are made up and meant to entertain.

It does not make sense

Dem go arrest tire bdat ooo,

Lemme start with--- Terry G, Wande Cool, D' prinze, M.I, Timaya, Dbanj, Don Bazzy, Dunka Mighty, 9ice, Ruggedman, Eedris AlbdulKareem,

O boi, dem plenty!

If they are serious, let them go to motor parks in Lagos!

Asinine

if you can't tell this is a joke, you probably need your head examined

Hope they will arrest policemen and military men smoking Weed 2. Nonsense bunch of lazy idiots, Make dem leave my 2baba o!

Locked:

Consequent to Tuface’s recent revelation that he once used marijuana, the NDLEA (National Drug Law Enforcement Agency) has announced that they are considering his arrest. In a statement by the NDLEA Spokesperson, he said

“We have never had this kind of case before where someone comes on television and starts to implicate himself. Normally we rely on tip-off for our kind of work, but when someone comes out to say ‘I have been smoking igbo (marijuana), what do you do?

“It is like a politician coming on Bisi Olatilo show and saying ‘I have been rigging election in the past.’ Will we investigate him? or arrest him? or will we just let him go like that?

“And to make matters worse, when we were collecting our evidence, we got hint that he appeared on one foreign, American show like that; Monica show, or Money show, or something like that.

“When we watched the video, Mr 2Face was the only one wearing shades in the studio throughout. Why? Why will he be wearing shade during interview and saying ‘yes o, yes o’ to the akata (black American) woman interviewing him?

“We really don’t know how to proceed with this one.”

This is grand hoax. Very clownish and hilarious. I am   someone can spend his time reporting this and they allowed it on the front page. Haba! we are more intelligent than this.

Come to think of it: Why would NDLEA go after someone who claimed he had used Marijuana before?

owo2390:

What?

, but shouldn't you be in possession (with an intent to distribute) of marijuana before getting arrested.

This insanity should be trashed. i am out

I have it on good authority that the writer of the story also smokes something. it is even suspected that his father used to smoke the thing too and that is what has affected him to be smoking now and writing such silly stories. A lot of mad people write for wazobiareport.com. Both their staff writers and reader contributors. NDLEA will swoon arrest all of them.

owo2390:

What?

I don't know the laws in Nigeria about marijuana. But shouldn't you be in possession (with an intent to distribute) of marijuana before getting arrested.

The reason why this story should be disregarded. The Op probably needs attention.

LA2:

I have it on good authority that the writer of the story also smokes something. it is even suspected that his father used to smoke the thing too and that is what has affected him to be smoking now and writing such silly stories. A lot of mad people write for wazobiareport.com. Both their staff writers and reader contributors. NDLEA will swoon arrest all of them.

Lol. NL is the place for anyone who wants a laugh. I have never been disappointed in that regard.

They are just busy bodies looking for cheap publicity

Wazobia, when will they write sensible report?

Locked:

Consequent to Tuface’s recent revelation that he once used marijuana, the NDLEA (National Drug Law Enforcement Agency) has announced that they are considering his arrest. In a statement by the NDLEA Spokesperson, he said

“We have never had this kind of case before where someone comes on television and starts to implicate himself. Normally we rely on tip-off for our kind of work, but when someone comes out to say ‘I have been smoking igbo (marijuana), what do you do?

“It is like a politician coming on Bisi Olatilo show and saying ‘I have been rigging election in the past.’ Will we investigate him? or arrest him? or will we just let him go like that?

“And to make matters worse, when we were collecting our evidence, we got hint that he appeared on one foreign, American show like that; Monica show, or Money show, or something like that.

“When we watched the video, Mr 2Face was the only one wearing shades in the studio throughout. Why? Why will he be wearing shade during interview and saying ‘yes o, yes o’ to the akata (black American) woman interviewing him?

“We really don’t know how to proceed with this one.”

READ MORE: http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/NDLEA-debates-whether-to-arrest-2Face-Idibia

this is sooooooooo funny!!. . .  .lol. .  .

DAY11.:

Dem go arrest tire bdat ooo,

Lemme start with--- Terry G, Wande Cool, D' prinze, M.I, Timaya, Dbanj, Don Bazzy, Dunka Mighty, 9ice, Ruggedman, Eedris AlbdulKareem,

O boi, dem plenty!

includin former senate president Dr Chuba Okadigbo, may his gentle soul rest in peace

Why those @#$@tards. why don't they go a few blocks from their office and arrest Bola Ahmed Tinubu, he has been smoking and smuggling the stuff even before/after he became Governor. that is why one of his eyes is always on a permanent High !! retard5!

Implication Implication Implication

This is hideous and crazy.Arrest him for what? He confessed that he once USED it and so?Did NDLEA catch him with the substance?

, Guys take it easy, look at the top of the page , you are in the Entertainment / Jokes section.

Now you can laugh, it is a JOKE!!!

Why won't he implicate himself, what do you think he meant when he was singing "implication" :O

DAY11.:

Dem go arrest tire bdat ooo,

Lemme start with--- Terry G, Wande Cool, D' prinze, M.I, Timaya, Dbanj, Don Bazzy, Dunka Mighty, 9ice, Ruggedman, Eedris AlbdulKareem,

O boi, dem plenty!

my guy take m i out of the m.s.a (marijuana smoking association)

News parody, wazobia news is just a comical approach to news reporting, kind of news comedy. not to be taken seariously.

they wan collect their own kpesi

Crapy place called naija, thought you had to be caught in the act or in possession of it to get arrested, SMh

mumu ppl. tuface can say whatever he wants. let them prove he smoked it or leave the guy alone.

2face can also claim that he was hallucinating when he said he took the Marijuana. So, let them prove the contrary.

Bola Tinubu self dey use drugs(see him lips, and listen to intro of Femi Kutis Africa shrine album- Shotan Intro), you go know say Bola T dey patronize 'choco',  and this niggaar former NNPC GMD Gaius-Obaseki that one na cocaine be him major(check out the dudes eyes always whitish),